1) Sounds about right
2)The bigger the bed the better
3)More food...
4)This isn't going well
5)Not yet
6) Does the news channel count?
7)right

right again
9)Did it ever?
10) LOL!
11)It was normally me telling the jokes.
12)Never did know
13)yep
14) You think I'd waste McDonalds?
15)Yep
16)Yep
17)Nope
1

yep
19)nope
20)Wine tastes like shit
21)yep
22) Not yet
23) *fap* *fap* *fap*
24)yep
25)yep
I'm off to go kill myself. Goodbye NGU...