Post: Captain America Review
07-22-2011, 10:13 AM #1
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
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Well I take that back. If you're the type of person who enjoys ridiculous technology being used in years that they couldn't possibly have been used in, Germans speaking english to each other (even when there is no one who would benefit from them speaking english around), pointless romance scenes meant to add some drama to what is clearly supposed to be a bad ass beat-em-up hero flick and pretty much the worst plot since Battlefield: Earth, then you might like this film. Yes that was a run on sentence. After seeing a movie this bad, there is no time for correct usage of english.


Trust me. Wait until they are selling this movie for $9.99 at Ralph's or any other supermarket chain next to a deodorant display in the women's care isle. In fact, don't even watch it then.


Oh and for all you haters: I tried to enjoy this film. But it was literally impossible. It was really just garbage. But I guess someone with a short attention span who is amazed by flashy effects and explosions might enjoy it.
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08-24-2011, 06:14 AM #11
xbry23
Keeper
haha nice review. the only reason i watched it is because i wanted to watch all the movies before the avengers Smile
09-17-2011, 10:15 PM #12
I was planning on seeing this one. Thanks for the tips!
10-02-2011, 12:23 AM #13
Maguss
Do a barrel roll!
I saw this one as my very first 3D movie. The movie itself was pretty forgettable but the 3D made it pretty awesome. I at least enjoyed myself in the theater but don't think I can see myself watching this one again for any reason.

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