Post: Types of Weed Dealers
07-28-2011, 06:31 PM #1
DreamKidzVa
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SHADY


You got your average drug dealer that makes you meet him in a park or ally just to get a nickel bag. He's the type that if you're alone, you would probably be jumped. Never trust one like this. I know people that have been killed by dealers like this.


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Hungry for money


You got your money hungry dealer. All they want is money. They'll sell you a dime for $6.34. Us potheads like this type of guy =D


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Hot BOYS!


I have a lot of hateful things to say about these retarded drug dealers. Basically this is the type of person to advertise their weed like it's a ****ing new pr0n movie. What the **** is wrong with these type of kids? I really don't know. They make their sales anywhere. These are the "tuff guys" that think they can get away with this type of shit. I would NOT recommend these type of dealers.


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PARANOID :carling:


This is the pussy drug dealer that is scared of everything. This is the type of guy that DOES NOT want you to call or text him. He wants you to park his car 8 miles away... Just to get a dime bag. Be careful because he might rage on you.


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Nice guy


MY FAVORITE TYPE OF DEALER :love: So this is the type of guy you'll buy a dime from, and he'll spark you up a half ounce of his stuff just for buying weed from him. If you have ever seen pineapple express ( the picture above) , Saul , is that type of dude :y:


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WEIRDO


This is common for all of us Pot heads. This is the guy that says he can't make a sale to you, but 5 minutes later he calls back asking about that dime you wanted. I don't know if he got a better deal before but then the guy turned him down, you'll never know what goes on. If you ever get a call back from him and you don't have anyone that is selling better stuff, ANSWER IT ( even though he seems weird. ) BECAUSE WEED IS WEED!


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ALWAYS BUSY DRUG DEALER


This is the hardest drug dealer to get a hold of. He is busy 25/8. If you can actually get a hold of him, he'll tell you a specific time. If you don't reach his expected time for you, he'll say **** it and move on to the next customer. These guys are usually the best of the best. Their weed is usually 10 out of 10.



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Friend Drug Dealer


These drug dealers are the guys that stay at home all day with no friends and a lot of weed. After you make a purchase from him he'll want you to stay with and relax. DUDE I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I WANT TO GO HOME AND HIT MY BONG. :FU:


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Mr. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!


This guy has the ****ING HOOK UPS! He'll have any weed you need. You name it, he'll have it like that. He'll drive from Virginia all the way to Cali just to get you some of the good green! We need more like this.


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The Horny Drug Dealer


This Drug Dealer will exchange weed for sexual activity. Usually he'll only give that order to girls but if he asks a dude i suggest you run the **** away lmfao. I do not have much to say about this one.


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False Advertisement Drug Dealer



BOY IF I ****ING HATE THESE KIND OF DRUG DEALERS. This type of drug dealer will make a pot head kill them. These fags say they have the best shit around. Come to find out, HE HAS DIRT WEED. Why the hell would you even try to trick a pot head you dumb ****? Just stop it! The picture is usually what they look like :puke:


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Well known Drug Dealer



So these kind of drug dealers are the ones that are well know and have a rep! This type of drug dealer ALWAYS has the best products. He's quick with the sale too. A good example of a well known person is like how Outsider or DEREKTROTTER is to NGU. That's how much we look up to well known drug dealers.


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Mr. nah sorry dude



This is the guy that will never cut you a deal. You either pay full price or just walk away with the money you came with.


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The quicky



The guy you will only get weed from once. You find him off a friend, or you see him on the street. You don't ask any info, what type, ETC. After that purchase, you'll never see the guy again. And i promise that.


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Mr. how you gunna sell but smoke all your shit so you have nothing to sell?!



LMAO. Well you can't really call these guys drug dealers but at the same time you can. They will tell people they are good. But when you call him back 1 hour later, he's high on this shit that you were supposed to buy! These drug dealers make me :lol:

Well that's all for now folks! I'll update when i meet more weirdo druggies! Stay high everyone :420:
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07-30-2011, 07:40 PM #83
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Originally posted by adyhax View Post
its ok english is only for the literate and sound of mind


Ady your english is not good....

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07-30-2011, 10:48 PM #84
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Originally posted by adyhax View Post
more then half the dealers in the thread sounded like faggots you lil bitch stop ridin his 2 mm lol weed tested in labs doesnt make a diffrence you ****ing fag bc has the best kush no questions asked, the medical weed here is shitload better than there, and oh btw our weed gets traded kilo for kilo for coke in the states thats how much dick your weed sucks oh and most of the dealers i know i gew up with being freinds and then they started dealing so i get blazed up all the time dw about that lol

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didnt bump it lol and nigga what u got a pussy or someshit and how big of a faggot are u advertising ur twitter lol


I'm not worried at all man, not a bit. British Columbian bud is good, I know that, but the fact that you would think your stress is hq here made me laugh, really. What makes your shit sooooo much better? Let me see your grade A shit then. Take some nice, close up pictures of em. I know that BC bud and Cali bud are of the highest quality. Also, you must be a complete ****ing idiot for thinking people trade coke for weed, kilo4kilo, WTF? Now, that's what you call a ****ing retard. A kilo of coke is going to be at least $15k or more, depending. So, what your saying is that a kilo of weed, which is a lil above 2 pounds is going to cost $15k+ ? I don't know who the **** would buy that shit, unless their lacking something common like a brain. So, what I'm getting from you is that your weed is strong enough to get the whole U.S. high, with one hit? Or something similar to that -- your bullshit twisted 'logic.' Tell me, what makes it that weed over there so much better? You seem to know it all, tell me the specs, be specific. What's the average THC % in your bud? One more thing, how old are you? You come off as a prepubescent, and very ignorant little brat.

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Originally posted by DreamKidzVa View Post
is that shit good? send me a picture.


You know what man, I just might take some pictures of it. I'm gonna pack a bowl in a second and if I can find the camera, I'll put some up.

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07-30-2011, 11:05 PM #85
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Originally posted by 420 View Post
I'm not worried at all man, not a bit. British Columbian bud is good, I know that, but the fact that you would think your stress is hq here made me laugh, really. What makes your shit sooooo much better? Let me see your grade A shit then. Take some nice, close up pictures of em. I know that BC bud and Cali bud are of the highest quality. Also, you must be a complete ****ing idiot for thinking people trade coke for weed, kilo4kilo, WTF? Now, that's what you call a ****ing retard. A kilo of coke is going to be at least $15k or more, depending. So, what your saying is that a kilo of weed, which is a lil above 2 pounds is going to cost $15k+ ? I don't know who the **** would buy that shit, unless their lacking something common like a brain. So, what I'm getting from you is that your weed is strong enough to get the whole U.S. high, with one hit? Or something similar to that -- your bullshit twisted 'logic.' Tell me, what makes it that weed over there so much better? You seem to know it all, tell me the specs, be specific. What's the average THC % in your bud? One more thing, how old are you? You come off as a prepubescent, and very ignorant little brat.

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You know what man, I just might take some pictures of it. I'm gonna pack a bowl in a second and if I can find the camera, I'll put some up.


Dude that kid really doesn't know WTF he's talking about. You're my hero now bro. And post em here :y:
07-30-2011, 11:27 PM #86
420
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Originally posted by DreamKidzVa View Post
is that shit good? send me a picture.


I got some. You can click on the picture and make it mega huge because their pretty HQ pics. Only took a couple, the lighting was weird.

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I really like this pic, I don't know how it came out so pretty.
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It's a hybrid, but heavier on the indica side. It's so hairy :happycry:
07-31-2011, 12:00 AM #87
DreamKidzVa
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Originally posted by 420 View Post
I got some. You can click on the picture and make it mega huge because their pretty HQ pics. Only took a couple, the lighting was weird.

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I really like this pic, I don't know how it came out so pretty.
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It's a hybrid, but heavier on the indica side. It's so hairy :happycry:

Dude that shit is ****ing sexy. What type of Camera do you have? Crystal clear shots.
07-31-2011, 05:57 AM #88
why have so many people groaned this thread? its actually pretty good
07-31-2011, 06:03 AM #89
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
Originally posted by bigboobiedmilf View Post
why have so many people groaned this thread? its actually pretty good


.........Not really
07-31-2011, 06:04 AM #90
Originally posted by PleaseBuyMyCat View Post
.........Not really


go sell ur cat somewhere else!!
07-31-2011, 06:11 AM #91
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
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go sell ur cat somewhere else!!


Go take your big boobied milf somewhere else!!!!

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