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You got your average drug dealer that makes you meet him in a park or ally just to get a nickel bag. He's the type that if you're alone, you would probably be jumped. Never trust one like this. I know people that have been killed by dealers like this.




You got your money hungry dealer. All they want is money. They'll sell you a dime for $6.34. Us potheads like this type of guy =D




I have a lot of hateful things to say about these retarded drug dealers. Basically this is the type of person to advertise their weed like it's a ****ing new pr0n movie. What the **** is wrong with these type of kids? I really don't know. They make their sales anywhere. These are the "tuff guys" that think they can get away with this type of shit. I would NOT recommend these type of dealers.




This is the pussy drug dealer that is scared of everything. This is the type of guy that DOES NOT want you to call or text him. He wants you to park his car 8 miles away... Just to get a dime bag. Be careful because he might rage on you.




MY FAVORITE TYPE OF DEALER :love: So this is the type of guy you'll buy a dime from, and he'll spark you up a half ounce of his stuff just for buying weed from him. If you have ever seen pineapple express ( the picture above) , Saul , is that type of dude :y:




This is common for all of us Pot heads. This is the guy that says he can't make a sale to you, but 5 minutes later he calls back asking about that dime you wanted. I don't know if he got a better deal before but then the guy turned him down, you'll never know what goes on. If you ever get a call back from him and you don't have anyone that is selling better stuff, ANSWER IT ( even though he seems weird. ) BECAUSE WEED IS WEED!




This is the hardest drug dealer to get a hold of. He is busy 25/8. If you can actually get a hold of him, he'll tell you a specific time. If you don't reach his expected time for you, he'll say **** it and move on to the next customer. These guys are usually the best of the best. Their weed is usually 10 out of 10.





These drug dealers are the guys that stay at home all day with no friends and a lot of weed. After you make a purchase from him he'll want you to stay with and relax. DUDE I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I WANT TO GO HOME AND HIT MY BONG. :FU:




This guy has the ****ING HOOK UPS! He'll have any weed you need. You name it, he'll have it like that. He'll drive from Virginia all the way to Cali just to get you some of the good green! We need more like this.




This Drug Dealer will exchange weed for sexual activity. Usually he'll only give that order to girls but if he asks a dude i suggest you run the **** away lmfao. I do not have much to say about this one.





BOY IF I ****ING HATE THESE KIND OF DRUG DEALERS. This type of drug dealer will make a pot head kill them. These fags say they have the best shit around. Come to find out, HE HAS DIRT WEED. Why the hell would you even try to trick a pot head you dumb ****? Just stop it! The picture is usually what they look like :puke:





So these kind of drug dealers are the ones that are well know and have a rep! This type of drug dealer ALWAYS has the best products. He's quick with the sale too. A good example of a well known person is like how Outsider or DEREKTROTTER is to NGU. That's how much we look up to well known drug dealers.





This is the guy that will never cut you a deal. You either pay full price or just walk away with the money you came with.





The guy you will only get weed from once. You find him off a friend, or you see him on the street. You don't ask any info, what type, ETC. After that purchase, you'll never see the guy again. And i promise that.





LMAO. Well you can't really call these guys drug dealers but at the same time you can. They will tell people they are good. But when you call him back 1 hour later, he's high on this shit that you were supposed to buy! These drug dealers make me :lol:

Well that's all for now folks! I'll update when i meet more weirdo druggies! Stay high everyone :420:

I don't smoke weed at all but I still found this very entertaining to read. Good job on the thread, it looks good.

Ummm no. he said different type of stoners, not dealers .

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thanks bro :420:

LOL i was going to do what he did then i clicked see if already posted :FU:

Out of all of them you don't have the typical :black: dealer?

Lmfao, so accurate. We need more threads like these :stoned:

I will do one later about weed

There's really not a "typical" dealer.

LOLOLOLOL BRO! You're right!

LOL @ the last one