(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hello there boy's and umm well LADY, my name is Cobra and I've been with NGU since the day it was created as a way of saying FUK YOU to bravo and NGB. Over the years I have been with NGU I have been a sec mod and a mod which pretty much mean's don't fuk with me . Now after outsider demoted me from mod to well a loser like the rest of you walking scumba....err i mean fellow brothers, i was able to access some of the logs NGU keeps when they spy on you(I never returned the mod keys they gove you), not reallY sure why NGU spies on it's members but whatevers.......DISCLAIMER: THE STAFF OF NGU WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HERE AT NGU CORP STRONGLY BELIEVES IN IT'S MEMBERS PRIVACY AND IN NO WAY SECRETLY MONITOR THE MEMBERS OF NGU. SO PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR DAY AND REMEMBER TO SPEAK REALLY REALLY LOUD DUE TO OUR MICS NOT ABLE TO....A I MEAN CAUSE ONLY TERRORIST SPEAK SOFTLY- STAFF OF NGU.

Anyways seeing how I can't just copy/paste anymore due some weird new rule that was just apparently invented(fuk you winning, just fuk you) I've decide to release some of these logs to you....the members and this in no way will get me banned for releasing private info... well anyways enjoy.....

MEMBER: Dylan id#116538.........

Dylan unkown to some carries with him a hello kitty key chain as a way of signaling other's that he is "open for business". Not much is know of his part time nor how much he charges for what services, however it is to believe way to much.

MEMBER: Travis id#45838.........

Travis, also known as el Glande Conda by his fans, is a former locha wrestler from Guatemala well he holds 5 wins and 30 losses..... He retired when he broke his pinky in ten places

MEMBER: Golagoda ID#60245

Golagoda was once a trainee for NASA but due to his unhealthy love for his space suit was soon discharged from NASA where he soon bumped into Carling as a "dancer". After being turned down by carling for the third time, golagoda went to Carlings place and murdered his wife. Carling seeing this only as a statement of love started dating golagoda and eventualy promoting him as a way to be together. However, the FBI is now investigating the murder of Carlings wife and it's unknown whether golagoda can stay free for long.......

MEMBER: iDelete id#164676

iDelete joined NGU as what is known today as a noob. Hoping to be part of something with NGU soon found coltz in the shoutbox one day. Delete already knew the coltz was mega awsome when it came to gaming do delete ask coltz to train him. Coltz however, turned him down due more important things to do. Delete was upset by this but knew that if he could just talk to coltz that he would be able to convince him to train him. So one day Delete followed coltz back to his house and ask coltz if he could come inside to talk, coltz not wanting to sound like an a-hole ageed and the two went in and had a few drinks. The both talked and coltz agreed to help, a few minutes later coltz passed out. Delete in a drunken daze looed apon coltz and began to move in for a well lets just say a hug. Coltz soon awake and being known as a no homo pushed delete away. Delete try to explain that it was a mistake but Colt did not want to hear any of it and proceeded to call 911. Delete at this time not wanting to go to jail grabbed a tire ironed and beat coltz to death with it. After realizing what he had done, Delte proceeded to bury Coltz. Delete then decided to take of Coltz ngu account and pretended to be him and thus little by little becoming more inactive as to not raise suspicion. Coltz body has let to be found..........


Well that's it for now. I'll release some more files if none of you found this reatarded

Dude, where am I??!? Good story btw :y:

:yuno: like being a loser like the rest of us?

i speak softly so i will blow your ass up im a terrorist

well that was interesting.

I have yet to find this mod key and spying ability, but have seen internal reports on member names.
Cobra-D is subtitled as "The Hooded Worm"
I'm not sure what that is a reference too

Funny one you have here Hoodie

Sorry To Say, I Have Found The Mod Keys, I Am Now Entering The Location

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Its sad that its boys n lady lol

Well that was interesting.

this made me LOL