Post: 3 Things I want to do before I die!
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08-06-2011, 06:28 AM
#57
HappyGilmore
Dirty Bird
Originally posted by 69rH0E
Lol that would be a funny name for a sex shop ahaha
that's the point cause nobody wants to use a used dildo...
but under the name ima have in small letters "jk there are new used toys here"
---------- Post added at 01:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:23 AM ----------
Originally posted by EZ.
1. Join the SEALS
2. Jump off a building and land on a cushion
3. Die 3+ times and live at the end like a boss ( There was this guy who died 5 times on the way to the hospital and lived......crazy shit)
2. Jump off a building and land on a cushion
3. Die 3+ times and live at the end like a boss ( There was this guy who died 5 times on the way to the hospital and lived......crazy shit)
that would be ****ing funny! have this conversation at work
Co-worker "Hey man I had awesome weekend bro"
You "Oh, yea what you do?"
Co-worker "Oh, I get high and drunk as ****ing possible and nailed like 35 pornstars."
You "Cool Bro"
Co-worker "Yea Man. So what did you do this weekend?"
You "Oh, I ****ing died 5 times. It was ****ing awesome."
08-06-2011, 06:37 AM
#58
EZ.
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Originally posted by Porn
that's the point cause nobody wants to use a used dildo...
but under the name ima have in small letters "jk there are new used toys here"
---------- Post added at 01:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:23 AM ----------
that would be ****ing funny! have this conversation at work
Co-worker "Hey man I had awesome weekend bro"
You "Oh, yea what you do?"
Co-worker "Oh, I get high and drunk as ****ing possible and nailed like 35 pornstars."
You "Cool Bro"
Co-worker "Yea Man. So what did you do this weekend?"
You "Oh, I ****ing died 5 times. It was ****ing awesome."
but under the name ima have in small letters "jk there are new used toys here"
---------- Post added at 01:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:23 AM ----------
that would be ****ing funny! have this conversation at work
Co-worker "Hey man I had awesome weekend bro"
You "Oh, yea what you do?"
Co-worker "Oh, I get high and drunk as ****ing possible and nailed like 35 pornstars."
You "Cool Bro"
Co-worker "Yea Man. So what did you do this weekend?"
You "Oh, I ****ing died 5 times. It was ****ing awesome."
Oh man i LOL'd
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08-06-2011, 04:24 PM
#62
Goona Babby
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08-06-2011, 04:29 PM
#63
Madison Taylor
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