Hello Guys,

So today at work I was called in to HR (Human Resources) as an investigation was needed because a customer had made a complaint about me using my mobile on the shop floor, the reasson I use my phone is to counter-balance the customers anoying perceptions on life…

So anyway halfway thought the investigation I got fed up because the women decided to put words into my mouth so I told her to shove her investigation up her ass, I then told my manager I was going to break his nose and then I called a couple of the other managers C**N’s

So do you think I’ll get sacked tommorow?