It takes aprox. 1 seconds for me to groan this stupid ass thread and about 7 seconds writing this comment, it takes you about 1-15 seconds to read this but I just added that comment so another 5 seconds was added, yay I wasted about 20 seconds + another 2 seconds just then and 1 second since you're still reading this.

23 seconds
inb4 some lameass gets butthurt and quotes me :dumb: