Bahaha I love these, for a class test in Religion the question was "What was one of the Orders that came to Australia"
I wrote The Order Of The Phoenix
Or for a History excursion we had to look at 'artefacts' which were just smashed plates an bits of rusted iron in a sandpit that we had to dig out and we had to answer questions on them, we had part of a ceramic plate, so when it asked where it came we decided... The ceramic tree! So we showed the teacher and she asked for evidence, so we added a quote from someone in our group.
She facedesked.
Also last year one of my classes made 2 teachers leave in 1 year, 1 moved from Sydney to Tasmania (most likely to hide from the kid in our class that just f*cked around all lesson and called him a gronk) and the other one to avoid him getting sent to prison for almost punching that same kid in the face, that student did end up getting expelled though