(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, post the best comeback's you've ever heard. The best one I've ever heard was:

If I wanted my own comeback, I would've gotten in back off your mum's chin.

:y: if you get it

I'm going to use that. It's smart and offencive. Haha that fat bastard is goin to be gobsmacked when I say this to him.

I was like, "Shit why?" Then I realized.

Yeah well your face.

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"Well Guess what?! I'm a Dragon"

What come back? Punch in the face usually sets the bar.

You're about as much use as Ann Frank's drumkit.

Yeah, these idiotic children were pissing me off in-game to the level where blood was boiling and that just came to my mind for some reason.

They did indeed stop with the shit talk.

I know this isnt really a comeback, but I went paint balling today, and this happened:
We were in the safety brief. There were two guys, this big army-looking guy who was taking the brief, and a marshal standing next to him. The marshal was a young lad, 20 or so.
So, in the middle of the brief, as always happens, a phone goes off. Then the guy taking the brief goes "oh shit, that's mine!" He looks at his phone, then at the marshal next to him, and says "it's for you, it's your mum!" So naturally everyone in the brief laughs.
Then he goes "Heh, she was fine when i left her this morning!" xD