Post: Best Comeback You've Ever Heard.
08-12-2011, 09:56 AM #1
Aoehz
Banned
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, post the best comeback's you've ever heard. The best one I've ever heard was:

If I wanted my own comeback, I would've gotten in back off your mum's chin.

:y: if you get it :P
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08-12-2011, 09:16 PM #11
HappyGilmore
Dirty Bird
I don't have a comeback but I do now! But anyways I was in a MW2 lobby on xbox (when I had one) and there was some guys dog barking and the dog finally stop and so this random guy asks this guy with the what is name was and the said "ask him" I was on floor laughing! lol
08-12-2011, 11:09 PM #12
"you have no life bitch"
08-12-2011, 11:16 PM #13
IDunc
ヽ(´ー`Winky Winky
None of these comebacks are even good...

And when somebody says "Wow, good comeback" sarcastically, say "If I wanted comeback, I would scrape it off your mom's teeth."
08-12-2011, 11:19 PM #14
I Like Turtles
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by IDunc View Post
None of these comebacks are even good...

And when somebody says "Wow, good comeback" sarcastically, say "If I wanted comeback, I would scrape it off your mom's teeth."


that is incredible, I will defo use that :fa:.
08-12-2011, 11:20 PM #15
Sempiternal
Previously uG~ Wounded
Woman asking for help on wiki answers "my husband keeps telling me to get back to the kitchen and make him a sandwich. Anyone got a good comeback for this?"

Man replies : "well you better comeback with a ****ing sandwich"

:lol:

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08-12-2011, 11:37 PM #16
ThisIsBio
LiquiDΔx
"uMad bro?"

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08-12-2011, 11:39 PM #17
Swede
Hatsune!
that's what HE said :carling:
08-12-2011, 11:41 PM #18
Kaspa
MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
You're a useless cretin, the only reason you were brought into this world was so your mother could claim benefits off you. It makes me physically sick to think a useless, benefit-reliant, vile creature like you is able to inhale the same air as me.

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08-12-2011, 11:42 PM #19
Anthony
$10 for this? Im poor now
Your cool.

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