Post: 1000 ways get banned from Mcdonalds
08-13-2011, 09:11 AM #1
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Make an announcement in the store (during rush-hour) and scream "THE BURGERS ARE MADE FROM HUMAN FLESH! RUN BEFORE YOU BECOME FOOD
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08-15-2011, 05:35 PM #11
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Brad
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Originally posted by xTriiCkz
Order a milkshake, go in the bathroom and take a shit in a milkshake, go back to the counter and say, "Try this milkshake, it tastes like shit!!!"


i actually have to try that Happy
08-15-2011, 06:19 PM #12
Originally posted by Dr.
i actually have to try that Happy

Sadly my dad told me about how he did that when he was kid but he did it with beans at a place called Del Taco in California Cool Man (aka Tustin)
08-17-2011, 09:06 PM #13
ThatsAmazin
Gym leader
Tell them you need to speak to the manager asap, it's an emergency & ask him if he can ban you. Lol. Winky Winky
08-18-2011, 01:01 AM #14
Spectre.
ლ(ಠ益ಠWinky Winky
Come back 30mins after eating a burger, and yell ''I GOT WORMS!!!!''
08-19-2011, 06:30 AM #15
Kipnis
Banned
Smoke weed and blow your smoke at the food.
08-19-2011, 06:38 AM #16
Xx--AIDAN--xX
One Man Army
Lol i got banned 4 argin tht on there advert mcflurrys are £1.00 and i refused to pay 20p more lol but i still got it 4 a
pound Smile
08-19-2011, 01:34 PM #17
Kellis
LoanWolf
Do a turd on the counter. :\
08-19-2011, 01:38 PM #18
Avenged UK
Pokemon Trainer
Squeeze yourself into the toy display.

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08-20-2011, 02:51 PM #19
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
Walk in nude with bread covering your "meat"...

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