Post: ITT: Ask An NGU Member Going To Prison Anything...
08-13-2011, 09:30 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
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08-15-2011, 09:41 PM #101
ThisIsBio
LiquiDΔx
My favorite song in a joke thread. <3
08-16-2011, 07:45 AM #102
CSC-Magic
[move] GOML Fools [/move]
:megusta:Gaspkay: You suck i was believing this till azlans post ::lol:
You got me. god job Enzo
08-16-2011, 08:08 AM #103
M.Mac
Lacrosse<3
hang around with the smallest guys it make you look big and if anyone ask why you're there you gotta make yourself more bad ass than you are. This includes saying you where caught selling opium while getting head from some B*tches on the side of the street with the Lamborghini you bought with your crack money and you shot the officer in the feet and ran around him....I mean that is what i would do at least Upside Down Happy
08-17-2011, 05:43 AM #104
badiban
YouTube.com/BadiBanHD/
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
for YOU and all other people that are too slow to realise the threads a joke; read the second word of each sentence


Oh lol that's cool, sorry, but I didn't know! I don't randomly decide, "Oh derp, let's read every second word of each sentence for fun. Derp." xD lol
08-17-2011, 06:56 AM #105
Originally posted by Chuck
dont drope the soap.


dude thats not funny :argh:
08-17-2011, 05:32 PM #106
Fionn
Banned
The stupidity of NGU now-a-days surpasses me. I'm amazed at how retarded people are.

But nice Troll MBO, very well played.

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08-17-2011, 06:13 PM #107
Gangstuh.
NGU's Gangstuh :p
Hey man stay safe and dont get raped in jail!
08-17-2011, 06:24 PM #108
CrazzyDexter407
I’m too L33T
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.


If you do plan on doing time good luck. :/ If you haven't read any info on surviving being in jail go to this link, Ifound on the internet: You must login or register to view this content.

---------- Post added at 02:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:21 PM ----------

Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.


Ohh wow I been rick rolled >.< :dumb:
08-17-2011, 06:31 PM #109
kidwow
Haxor!
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.

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