Post: ITT: Ask An NGU Member Going To Prison Anything...
08-13-2011, 09:30 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
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08-14-2011, 02:44 AM #56
BigBang
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
tl;d quote


You should edit the opening post. People keep thinking it's real.
08-14-2011, 02:50 AM #57
Originally posted by Lukear9 View Post
You're sad. The first thing I certainly would do if i were going to prison for bribing, or whatever your charge is, is get on NGU and post it, because that would certainly help me not go to prison, is posting it on NGU.


You're slow. The first thing I certainly would do if i were going to respond to a thread is read it all first, whatever your retard case is, is get on NGU and post without reading the full thread first, because that would certainly help me not have to respond to slow people, on NGU.
08-14-2011, 02:50 AM #58
oXMoOINzT3IRxx
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08-14-2011, 02:54 AM #59
Originally posted by oXMoOINzT3IRxx View Post
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nawh, the whole original post itself is from The Misc. I just wanted to see how long people would take to see it here, in the original thread it took 3 or 4 posts.
08-14-2011, 02:55 AM #60
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nawh, the whole original post itself is from The Misc. I just wanted to see how long people would take to see it here, in the original thread it took 3 or 4 posts.
08-14-2011, 02:55 AM #61
-Luke
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
You're slow. The first thing I certainly would do if i were going to respond to a thread is read it all first, whatever your retard case is, is get on NGU and post without reading the full thread first, because that would certainly help me not have to respond to slow people, on NGU.


You can insult me all you want to bud. I could care less, on people like you that just flame people and make up lies to make people fill sorry for you, such as going to prison. Now that's just pathetick. Come on dude, surely you can do better then that.
08-14-2011, 02:57 AM #62
Originally posted by oXMoOINzT3IRxx
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nawh, the whole original post itself is from The Misc. I just wanted to see how long people would take to see it here, in the original thread it took 3 or 4 posts.

Originally posted by Lukear9 View Post
You can insult me all you want to bud. I could care less, on people like you that just flame people and make up lies to make people fill sorry for you, such as going to prison. Now that's just pathetick. Come on dude, surely you can do better then that.


"insult" and "flame"
So your original post doesn't fall under both those categories?
I could care less, on people like you that just don't pick up on humour and post in threads with your prudish attitude to make people ignore your posts due to lack of sense made in them, such as your posts in this thread. Now that's just pathetick. Come on dude, surely you can do better than that.
08-14-2011, 02:57 AM #63
Grumpy
Grumpy is God.
:lol: Your a genius MBO still NGU's best Troll ever. :fyea:
08-14-2011, 03:03 AM #64
Originally posted by Grumpy
:lol: Your a genius MBO still NGU's best Troll ever. :fyea:


The original post comes from a thread on another forum but they spotted it quickly. I knew posting it on NGU would get one or two lulz because of people like the guy above that literally never read entire threads and end up coming across as unfunctionally retarded. I was proven right, obviously.

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