Post: ITT: Ask An NGU Member Going To Prison Anything...
08-13-2011, 09:30 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
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08-13-2011, 10:09 PM #11
the stuff
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Tell Jamal to spare you.

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08-13-2011, 10:10 PM #12
Originally posted by Blackstorm View Post
I honestly thought if you were going to prison it would be for raping a bitch lol

Anyways, you'll be missed.


I appreciate the humour at such a time, I truly do.

Originally posted by Burrow View Post
I'm confused .....


That's okay. We all go through stages of confusion and experimentation until we uncover our true sexual preference...if you're gay then that's okay.

Originally posted by Hells View Post
Take a carton of cigs in with you :y:


Some heartily advice from my man Hells Cool Man (aka Tustin) :y:.

Originally posted by The
Damn man, that's rough. What exactly happened?


It's all blown up right now so not sure if I should say. Someday it'll be a story I guess. Someday.

Originally posted by James View Post
i feel for you man. i hope you win in the court situation.


Word has it the solicitor I'll be rolling with is a big Rick Astley fan, so he's surely a cheerful person that can help me. Couldn't deal with a sour prude to be trying to help me, can't handle serious situations very well.

Originally posted by Chuck
dont drope the soap.


I'm sure I won't DROPE anything.

Originally posted by Feces View Post
Tell Jamal to spare you.


I'm sorry, I don't quite follow? I don't know any 'Jamal's' nor am I associated or acquainted with anybody of the name?

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08-13-2011, 10:12 PM #13
Mr.Kane
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:O MBO :cry: i hope you can 1. get out of this or 2. have a short sentence
08-13-2011, 10:15 PM #14
the stuff
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According to this, it looks like you can get locked up for 1 year.. That hella sucks man you're gonna miss out on MW3, 2012, The Dark Knight Rises, the next upcoming iphone 5..

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08-13-2011, 10:20 PM #15
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i heard the dopes good in Jail
08-13-2011, 10:20 PM #16
Originally posted by Mr.KANE View Post
:O MBO :cry: i hope you can 1. get out of this or 2. have a short sentence


I've been thinking of just running around and deserting the court case and withdrawing any funds I can and try to avoid it all by just going foreign but obviously that would be tough as I'd be giving up my family and friends. It's all so surreal, who would have thought of me ending up in this situation?

Originally posted by Feces View Post
According to this, it looks like you can get locked up for 1 year.. That hella sucks man you're gonna miss out on MW3, 2012, The Dark Knight Rises, the next upcoming iphone 5..

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According to my life I don't care about a video game...The Dark Knight Rises however is going to have to wait. Damn.
08-13-2011, 10:20 PM #17
Jared
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How many vBuxs are you on bond for?:carling:

All jokes aside, good luck man. Winky Winky

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08-13-2011, 10:23 PM #18
Any cop that doesn't take a bribe is a dumbass. I sure as hell would Smile They get paid horrible, just look at it as "public donations" lol

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08-13-2011, 10:25 PM #19
Mr.Kane
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
I've been thinking of just running around and deserting the court case and withdrawing any funds I can and try to avoid it all by just going foreign but obviously that would be tough as I'd be giving up my family and friends. It's all so surreal, who would have thought of me ending up in this situation?


right, I am 14 (15 in october) so I have never had an experience i can compare yours to.

If I were you if the sentence will be a big one, i would be very tempted to run away, if it was a fairly small one compared to other things it may be best to just take it. I know if you admit to crimes in court your sentence can be reduced by up to one third.

I am sorry to hear about this and wish you the best.

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