Post: ITT: Ask An NGU Member Going To Prison Anything...
08-13-2011, 09:30 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
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08-14-2011, 01:16 AM #47
lol MBO thats funny att least your not going to jail
08-14-2011, 01:18 AM #48
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
Unless you're just fucking trolling us all right now, you'd better start- oh wait
08-14-2011, 01:20 AM #49
You deserve it, Attention seeker Hope you get butt raped and enjoy penis with your daily prison food.
08-14-2011, 01:28 AM #50
Originally posted by 9775
You deserve it, Attention seeker Hope you get butt raped and enjoy penis with your daily prison food.
Read the second word of every sentence... :dumb:
08-14-2011, 01:56 AM #51
Originally posted by 9775
You deserve it, Attention seeker Hope you get butt raped and enjoy penis with your daily prison food.


By the looks of it, Psychedelic, you're still as 'sharp' and observant as ever. It's been found in the thread that the entire original post was a rick-roll, but of course you'll realise this sometime next week or month.

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Originally posted by Clive View Post
Read the second word of every sentence... :dumb:


Take it easy on him, he's got the brain response of a gold fish.

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08-14-2011, 02:29 AM #52
Kipnis
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I hope you get out of this, what did you bribe and why?
08-14-2011, 02:31 AM #53
Illmatic_96
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.


Good Lucc my nigga
08-14-2011, 02:39 AM #54
aZlan
Never come on here anymore
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post


Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know YOU CHEEKY KUNT.




Cheaaa negro Cool Man (aka Tustin) :y:

I was gonna keep it going until I was ready to sign out and then leave a VM on my own wall explaining it, but fugg it.

strong awareness!



refer to the above posts Winky Winky


i saw it at "desert" who the **** uses desert in sentences any more.
08-14-2011, 02:44 AM #55
-Luke
Former Staff
You're sad. The first thing I certainly would do if i were going to prison for bribing, or whatever your charge is, is get on NGU and post it, because that would certainly help me not go to prison, is posting it on NGU.

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