Post: ITT: Ask An NGU Member Going To Prison Anything...
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08-13-2011, 09:30 PM
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08-14-2011, 03:09 AM
#65
Ameht!
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
i groaned your post cause your going to jail not prison. there is a diffrence. ive been to jail 14 times been to prison twice
08-14-2011, 03:09 AM
#66
Grumpy
Grumpy is God.
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
The original post comes from a thread on another forum but they spotted it quickly. I knew posting it on NGU would get one or two lulz because of people like the guy above that literally never read entire threads and end up coming across as unfunctionally retarded. I was proven right, obviously.
You would think somebody would have found it sooner than they did.
08-14-2011, 03:15 AM
#68
-Luke
Former Staff
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
nawh, the whole original post itself is from The Misc. I just wanted to see how long people would take to see it here, in the original thread it took 3 or 4 posts.
"insult" and "flame"
So your original post doesn't fall under both those categories?
I could care less, on people like you that just don't pick up on humour and post in threads with your prudish attitude to make people ignore your posts due to lack of sense made in them, such as your posts in this thread. Now that's just pathetick. Come on dude, surely you can do better than that.
"insult" and "flame"
So your original post doesn't fall under both those categories?
I could care less, on people like you that just don't pick up on humour and post in threads with your prudish attitude to make people ignore your posts due to lack of sense made in them, such as your posts in this thread. Now that's just pathetick. Come on dude, surely you can do better than that.
DUDE!! Your entire thread doesn't even make sesne. Prison and jail are 2 different departments of different kinds of punishment. You can't go to both. You seriously can't come up with any better come backs then my own? I am finished with you. The only reason why you are insulting me is because you know I'm right, and you don't want to admit it.
PS If you act like this in jailprison (what you call it) You're going to get your ass kicked. (just a warning)
08-14-2011, 03:27 AM
#69
Originally posted by psameht
i groaned your post cause your going to jail not prison. there is a diffrence. ive been to jail 14 times been to prison twice
Originally posted by Lukear9
DUDE!! Your entire thread doesn't even make sesne. Prison and jail are 2 different departments of different kinds of punishment. You can't go to both. You seriously can't come up with any better come backs then my own? I am finished with you. The only reason why you are insulting me is because you know I'm right, and you don't want to admit it.
PS If you act like this in jailprison (what you call it) You're going to get your ass kicked. (just a warning)
PS If you act like this in jailprison (what you call it) You're going to get your ass kicked. (just a warning)
It's fair to say that neither of you should reproduce and have offspring...BY THE WAY: "offspring" is another word for children. Just in case you can't even understand that: You must login or register to view this content.
Now, lets see if we can get this simple thing explained to both of you. If you have any trouble understanding this then feel free to inhale toxic gas or some other method of ridding you from the world. Read the SECOND (that's the NUMBER 2) WORD of each SENTENCE (Sentences stop and start after the full stop/period symbol: '.'
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
08-14-2011, 04:16 AM
#70
IDunc
ヽ(´ー｀ノ
ノ
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
Word has it the solicitor I'll be rolling with is a big Rick Astley fan
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I've been thinking of just running around and deserting
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
You just won the internet.
08-14-2011, 04:36 AM
#71
Done #3
Hurah!
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MBO You just won the game. :y:
MBO You just won the game. :y:
Originally posted by another user
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
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08-14-2011, 05:02 AM
#73
Saint Jimmy
And don't wear it out.
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
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"Damn, these are some pretty big words for MBO."
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