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Firstly, leave this fugging thread here in the General Discussion as it's NOT SERIOUS[/i][/u]

If you're wondering why I'm indicating it's not serious so much, then please refer to a previous thread of mine 'You must login or register to view this content.'

A lot of these sayings are being used to describe, originally, what the posters would do for some hot women, but seeing as this is NGU and the majority of you masturbate yourselves into oblivion and constantly spew the phrase "cl plz," I went ahead and edited them to suit your...characters better.

Feel free to LEAVE THIS FUGGING THREAD HERE IN GENERAL DISCUSSION and/or take part by adding your own expressions of tH3 eXtEnT YoUd gO THREW tOo G3t In a 1337 Ch4Ll3nGe LoBb3H

I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'onnell's queef as my air supply to get in a challenge lobby.



I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to get in a challenge lobby using a syphilis ridden cell ps3 or xbox with a laggy connection.



I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to get in a challenge lobby.



I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had just been in a challenge lobby.



I would paddle for 40 days and 40 nights to South Africa on the shell of a leatherback sea turtle, then dip my tongue into malaria mud and play dot-to-dot on the measles of a diseased kids skin if it meant I could get in a challenge lobby.

I wud but off mah dick and eet it 4 a cl

I wud poop in my own moth and eet dat 4 teh lobbs

What I would not do is read all 119 threads that come up in a search on here titled "challenge lobby"

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why do you write like a 11 year old girl ?

I would go on craigslist and buy a used PS3 that hasn't been used for a year, update to kmeaw CFW 3.55, then using FTP server switch the patch of MW2, COD4, or WaW with a modified one, to get into a challenge lobby.