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Firstly, leave this fugging thread here in the General Discussion as it's NOT SERIOUS[/i][/u]

If you're wondering why I'm indicating it's not serious so much, then please refer to a previous thread of mine 'You must login or register to view this content.'

A lot of these sayings are being used to describe, originally, what the posters would do for some hot women, but seeing as this is NGU and the majority of you masturbate yourselves into oblivion and constantly spew the phrase "cl plz," I went ahead and edited them to suit your...characters better.

Feel free to LEAVE THIS FUGGING THREAD HERE IN GENERAL DISCUSSION and/or take part by adding your own expressions of tH3 eXtEnT YoUd gO THREW tOo G3t In a 1337 Ch4Ll3nGe LoBb3H

I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'onnell's queef as my air supply to get in a challenge lobby.



I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to get in a challenge lobby using a syphilis ridden cell ps3 or xbox with a laggy connection.



I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to get in a challenge lobby.



I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had just been in a challenge lobby.



I would paddle for 40 days and 40 nights to South Africa on the shell of a leatherback sea turtle, then dip my tongue into malaria mud and play dot-to-dot on the measles of a diseased kids skin if it meant I could get in a challenge lobby.

5* post bro

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lmao this one is my favorite :lol:

lulwat .

This would've been funnier and more applicable last June or so back when challenge lobbies were still relevant.. This is about as funny as a joke about the BP oil spill would be right now. Or one about Rebecca Black's "Friday" would be next September.

How bout you go take this idea of the thread.....and go make something similar to it like you did the last one?

Strong originality man, you try too hard to be funny and when somebody else is without even trying you let all that butthurt flow through you. Even your name is a failed attempt at trying to be humourous :dumb: You're on the same level as Gambler and Naruto ha ha.

I would suck my own bleedy dick, cum swap with Gary Colemans dead dwarfed body then give a rusty trombone to the ghost of Michael Jackson for a cl

I would hang myself upside down on chains, put a belt around my neck and jerk myself off while Carrot Top slowly tightened the belt around my neck until I suffocated for a cl

I would give a slow sensual hand job to Seth Rogen, then take him from behind and felch my cum from his asshole and spit it into a toddlers face while he slept for a cl

ha ha i was kinda expecting a reference to Seth Rogan from you somehow man :p

Not exactly hilarious.