Post: Meet the NGU Staff!! [UPDATED]
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08-30-2011, 10:25 PM
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NP Carling26
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Staff; edit this as you see fit to keep it up to date. Each staff member provided their own information, with the master thread being compiled by Drackos and myself.
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Real Name: Sean
From: Virginia
Current Gaming Device(s): Playstation 3 & Xbox 360
Relationship Status: In a Relationship
Children: None
Tattoos and Piercings: None
Ride: 2003 Dodge Dakota
Sex: Male
Age: 21
Favorite Food: Chicken and Pizza
Favorite Hobby: NGU, Guns (love my AR15's), and Firefighting
Favorite Color: Red and Blue
Employer-Position: Sales Associate @ Walmart
Favorite Musician: Huey Mack
Favorite TV Show: Chicago Fire
Xbox Live Gamertag: Cryptic Soldier
Games Currently Owned: Black Ops 2, BO1, MW3, COD4, MW2, W@W, MCLA, GTA IV, and many more for Xbox.
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Real Name: Mike
From: Canada
Current Gaming Device(s): PC/PS3
Relationship Status: Currently Single
Children: None.
Tattoos and Piercings: N/A
Ride: N/A
Sex: Male
Age:
Favorite Food: Anything except red peppers. Seriously I mean who likes those things.
Favorite Hobby: PC gaming, overclocking/PC tinkering, watching a good movie.
Favorite Color: Blue or Red
Employer-Position: Student
Favorite Music Performer: Metallica/ACDC or Eminem
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons used to be legendary.
Xbox Live Gamertag: N/A
Games Currently Owned: PC: BF3/COD4/Civ5/Skyrim/Metro2033/TF2/GTAIV/NFS PS3: Really only used to play GTA or COD with friends.
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Real Name: Michael Ward
From: Kent, England
Current Gaming Device(s): PS3, PS3 running 4.46.1 Rebug DEX.
Relationship Status: Single
Children: 0
Tattoos and Piercings: Tribal Tatoo on right arm.
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Sex: Male
Age: 21
Favorite Food: Chinese
Favorite Hobby: Bike Riding, Gym & Gaming
Favorite Color: Blue
Employer-Position: Apprentice
Favorite Music Performer: I like everything
Favorite TV Show: Family Guy
Xbox Live Gamertag: l Mr Wardyy l
Games Currently Owned: GTAV, Call of Duty: Ghosts
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11-05-2011, 04:53 PM
#40
TornadoCreator
A Storm Approaches.
Originally posted by Sterg
Age: 13
Favorite Food: Your moms vagina
This is why I like NGU... The younger members feel the need to make such statements just to feel "older" and all I see in my head is a child on a computer, feet not able to reach the floor yet, with a beaming grin saying "look, I'm all grown up too... I can say rude things" with the babysitter on the sofa saying "yes dear" while watching TV and not really paying attention. Endless enjoyment I get from my imagination when I give it NGU posts as fuel.
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11-05-2011, 04:57 PM
#41
Sterg
Perma Banned.......... owaitno.
Originally posted by TornadoCreator
This is why I like NGU... The younger members feel the need to make such statements just to feel "older" and all I see in my head is a child on a computer, feet not able to reach the floor yet, with a beaming grin saying "look, I'm all grown up too... I can say rude things" with the babysitter on the sofa saying "yes dear" while watching TV and not really paying attention. Endless enjoyment I get from my imagination when I give it NGU posts as fuel.
lol, I do not need to "feel older", I am perfectly comfortable with my current age and like being young. The fact that most people stereotype 13 year olds by saying "your mom" is what I like to laugh about. So honestly it was a joke, even though it may have not been appealing to you, I still find it humorous.
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11-05-2011, 05:07 PM
#42
Originally posted by TornadoCreator
This is why I like NGU... The younger members feel the need to make such statements just to feel "older" and all I see in my head is a child on a computer, feet not able to reach the floor yet, with a beaming grin saying "look, I'm all grown up too... I can say rude things" with the babysitter on the sofa saying "yes dear" while watching TV and not really paying attention. Endless enjoyment I get from my imagination when I give it NGU posts as fuel.
Originally posted by Sterg
lol, I do not need to "feel older", I am perfectly comfortable with my current age and like being young. The fact that most people stereotype 13 year olds by saying "your mom" is what I like to laugh about. So honestly it was a joke, even though it may have not been appealing to you, I still find it humorous.
When you become staff you kinda become part of a brotherhood, where you're brothers, and you treat each other like brothers, and errr... you see where I'm going with this. You're a team! No need to argue :p
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11-05-2011, 05:16 PM
#44
TornadoCreator
A Storm Approaches.
Originally posted by Sterg
lol, I do not need to "feel older", I am perfectly comfortable with my current age and like being young. The fact that most people stereotype 13 year olds by saying "your mom" is what I like to laugh about. So honestly it was a joke, even though it may have not been appealing to you, I still find it humorous.
I'm just taking the piss really, I've spoken to you a couple of times and you're far more mature than the average 13 year old... doesn't stop me imagining you as a six year old when you make jokes about sex though... it all seems so ridiculous because I know what it was like at 13, and honestly, if I'd even seen a vagina back then I can't imagine I'd know what to do with it. Honestly though, with your voice as deep as it is, even with your vids, if you'd told me you where in your early 20's I'd have believed you.
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11-05-2011, 05:30 PM
#45
Sterg
Perma Banned.......... owaitno.
Originally posted by TornadoCreator
I'm just taking the piss really, I've spoken to you a couple of times and you're far more mature than the average 13 year old... doesn't stop me imagining you as a six year old when you make jokes about sex though... it all seems so ridiculous because I know what it was like at 13, and honestly, if I'd even seen a vagina back then I can't imagine I'd know what to do with it. Honestly though, with your voice as deep as it is, even with your vids, if you'd told me you where in your early 20's I'd have believed you.
---------- Post added at 01:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:30 PM ----------
Originally posted by Clutch
When you become staff you kinda become part of a brotherhood, where you're brothers, and you treat each other like brothers, and errr... you see where I'm going with this. You're a team! No need to argue :p
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