Post: Funny Joke - U will ROFL except Merkii he wont though
09-08-2011, 10:17 PM #1
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The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.

The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE **** IS Merkii !!!!

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If you dont know who Merkii is he is a mod BTW
Its funny cause Merkii is only 13
Also everyone this is just a joke :lol:
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09-08-2011, 10:19 PM #2
TheManDavid
Your mother!
This is a funny joke man, dont get me wrong but, after hearing all the immature freshmen kids at my school tell their friends this, it gets really annoying for me.

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09-08-2011, 10:20 PM #3
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09-08-2011, 11:07 PM #4
Chrome
At least I can fight
Originally posted by skitterz View Post
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Because Merkii "holds the record".
09-08-2011, 11:10 PM #5
GodDrinksPepsi
League Champion
Old every body says this at school -___-
09-08-2011, 11:10 PM #6
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
I heard it so many times before but it's still kind of funny
09-08-2011, 11:13 PM #7
Liam
In my man cave
i've found proof that merkii is infact 12

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09-08-2011, 11:20 PM #8
-Luke
Former Staff
Lol! Poor Merkii. That's just cruel bro, and wait! How do you know this?
09-08-2011, 11:25 PM #9
Originally posted by Liam View Post
i've found proof that merkii is infact 12

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05 + 03 + 2011 is 2019. stare
09-08-2011, 11:27 PM #10
Liam
In my man cave
Originally posted by Travis View Post
05 + 03 + 2011 is 2019. stare


or... 0+5+0+3+2+0+1+1

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