(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Lmao I want to know what was the stupidest thing you did when you were piss drunk
mine is me and my friend drank a 40's of rum to yourselves and I ended up sleeping in a shed that night cause I was to drunk to make it back home
good thing is I didn't wake up with a hang-over =)

lol we had a party at this guys house and we stayed up pretty much all night drinking (i wasnt because im sensible ) and then in the morning we went out into his garden with 4 or 5 deoderant cans and a match. we sent them alight and watch them go mental :L its was funny as fuk. then after we left the police turned up at his house.

lmao that is funny
and I feel bad for your friend lol the cops showed up that happens to me all the time like one time me and my friend got drunk but my friend got to drunk we were in front of some super market and my friend started puking all over the place I told him to get up because people were calling the cops (I just said that to get him up) and he told me if ever the cops show up I should leave and what happens the cops show up my friend told them his intestines were twisted and thats why he was puking (which was a lie) and we got off no charge lol they asked us if we took any drugs (which we did) and if we were drinkin (which we were) and we just told them no and they let us go it was too funny
it seems every time I get drunk the cops always show up lmao

Um was drunk then attempted to drive my car home then crashed into a lamppost lol

We'll me and my buddies were hanging down at The Island ( A party island located in the middle of a stream) and we decided to follow the stream a ways and I was standing on a rock being drunk I was all like you guys wanna see me make this jump (my goal was to jump to land) So i jump and grab onto a tree branch and the branch broke so i fell a good distance onto rocks that were sticking out of the water and i got a good 10" gash on my leg. Weeks later when the would healed I got drunk again at my buddies house and then tried to run up a spider web (the playground shit) with no hands my foot slipped when i got to the opposite side i started. Bent a steel bar with my shin and reopened that gash. The gash was so deep that you could see the bone and it healed with bone still exposed which was kinda kool but it took forever to fully heal.

OUCH
that must of been a bitch
but lol I got a shit load of stories
cause I get piss drunk like every ****in day (which isn't good and I don't recommend it) but still lol

lol last time i was drunk i was using the bathroom taking #2 and fell asleep on the toilet and woke up in the morning like WTF!?!?!?! bwahhahahahaa so sad so sad.

When I was drinking, I always used to drive my car in the middle of the train tracks and then a nearby neighbor always woke me up to get my car out of the way. I was really wasted back then so now I'm trying to stay clean.

Yea i have plenty of stories also good old alcholism..... I control how drunk i get now a days after me getting alcohol poisening.

I don't know one time I was drunk I just kept throwing glasses in a party on the ground... lol i know wtf.

-Chaldo