(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.


With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.


I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

I can approve this works...

...and this is why the NGU community is looked down on by other sites.

Cool Story Bro

But also looked up upon because of your sig :p

So, how long were you looking at it? :p lol

Oh you know the usual 2 to 3 hrs. lol

Who the F knows the terminator theme song??

Ahah I'll try that tomorrow morning !

I like to shower in the shower.