(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.


With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.


I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

That's nice to know.

I see what you did there :carling:
What happened with the jail thing, You did the same thing here :carling:

I preferred staring at your signature instead of reading the thread :black:

Sorry i didn't read your sig is more important At the momment... :/

I second that

Terminator 2 was the best Terminator

The ritual is more intense if you have cold water, it gets you more hyped up...

cyborg badass or cyber badass?