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Lucky you !! 24k is nice !!

Best prize I ever won was 10$

Most awesome thing to ever happen to me?? Hmmm I guess it would be when I received a phone call with her saying I'm not pregnant.. :?D

Uhhh I have hopefully a lot of years ahead of me, so I can not really say something super awesome has happened yet.

watching my misses give birth to my little girl lol

traviled round the world

"traviled"


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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.