Post: Goats are Cool People Too
09-18-2011, 02:56 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so ****ing hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and ****ed it bareback in the ass. It was ****ing amazing and I was **** scared in case I got caught.

That was like 6 years ago and since then I've ****ed about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.












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09-18-2011, 04:42 AM #11
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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09-18-2011, 07:10 AM #12
So true !
09-18-2011, 08:07 AM #13
the stuff
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Yeah goats are good, but in my opinion mules have a better personality are more outgoing.
09-18-2011, 08:40 AM #14
AgentJon
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Pigs > all.
09-18-2011, 09:00 AM #15
Phrenzy
Suck My Cock


GOAT ****ERR!

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09-18-2011, 09:59 AM #16
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Gizmo
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Did the goat enjoy it or.....
09-18-2011, 11:38 AM #17
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Is that show on anymore?
09-18-2011, 06:38 PM #18
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but when a non premium posts a thread like this............. Gaspkay:
09-18-2011, 10:28 PM #19
Laney
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cool story bro

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