Post: Yall been posting in some roll bread! - This forum is now in direct review by CNCK!
09-18-2011, 06:00 PM #1
bmxdude9
Million Miles Of Fun!
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It has been brought to our attention that you were causing disruptions to underage parties via the NextGenUpdate forums found on the internet. Several mischievous posters have been brought to our attention by aggravated parental units, most noticeably: MomasBoyOnline's mother due to the fact she has been feeling too many topics here are inappropriate for her sons eyes along with the viewing of other children. Since this online relay-message community hub and its mainframe have been reported it is our responsibility to respect and take care of our customers to give each and everyone the best viewing experience they can have. We have evaluated your internet reply's and topics that was relayed through our portable scanners and have decided that it was too inappropriate for viewing by our valued customers. Most recently there have been messages posted about Soap, Fonts, Penis(s), MANY MANY Penis's, etc. The WMDPVDC believes the previous named material to be disrupted and code for something else. We do not know what that something else is and since it might be a unknown threat of mega proportions, we have decided to submit your relays for a final decision to be made by the Council Of Net Congestion & Keeping.

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P.S. A new case should be presented soon on the matter related to the Call of Duty content and all its repeats that break rule 189z* and, all sections of 189z* including but not limited to: 198811a, 0x098, a67anit, abit237 et al. Most users of this hub will have nothing to worry about unless they are a squeaky pitched voice 13 year old who makes r... e... several times throughout a predetermined session.

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09-18-2011, 10:15 PM #11
This thread is now about wheelchairs. Post pictures and/or information about wheelchairs.

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09-18-2011, 10:19 PM #12
Originally posted by DirtyDudeOnline View Post
This thread is now about wheelchairs. Post pictures and/or information about wheelchairs.

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09-18-2011, 10:54 PM #13
bmxdude9
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this thread is now about meal wares

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09-18-2011, 11:24 PM #14
Choco
Respect my authoritah!!
Was this supposed to be funny? If so you failed miserably.

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09-18-2011, 11:24 PM #15
Assassin
Easter Egg!
this thread is now about... DUCKS!

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09-18-2011, 11:37 PM #16
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
I think I might of lost about 30 points on my IQ test from this thread.
09-18-2011, 11:38 PM #17
Forgive
[MOVE]I am a independent black woman. [/MOVE]
Instead of *Penise s we say Woody or Penono
09-19-2011, 02:35 AM #18
Spectre.
ლ(ಠ益ಠWinky Winky
wut?Gaspkay:
09-19-2011, 02:42 AM #19
Originally posted by bmxdude9 View Post
Dear Valued Customers of NextGenUpdate,

It has been brought to our attention that you were causing disruptions to underage parties via the NextGenUpdate forums found on the internet. Several mischievous posters have been brought to our attention by aggravated parental units, most noticeably: MomasBoyOnline's mother due to the fact she has been feeling too many topics here are inappropriate for her sons eyes along with the viewing of other children. Since this online relay-message community hub and its mainframe have been reported it is our responsibility to respect and take care of our customers to give each and everyone the best viewing experience they can have. We have evaluated your internet reply's and topics that was relayed through our portable scanners and have decided that it was too inappropriate for viewing by our valued customers. Most recently there have been messages posted about Soap, Fonts, Penis(s), MANY MANY Penis's, etc. The WMDPVDC believes the previous named material to be disrupted and code for something else. We do not know what that something else is and since it might be a unknown threat of mega proportions, we have decided to submit your relays for a final decision to be made by the Council Of Net Congestion & Keeping.

You will be further notified when your super action case is activated for reviewal and then notified again with the outcome of the case. Until your case is no longer pending you will NOT be allowed to post in the General Discussion section of NextGenUpdate, failure to communicate this order will result in your Virtual Pixel Rep(TM) to be subtracted. We as a company hope you are understanding and will continue to be a quality user and stop any and all shenanigans. As the president of the 'World Makers of Digital Portal Viewing Devices Corp' and a 3 year member on the CONCK board I wish everyone the sincere best wishes with their case!


P.S. A new case should be presented soon on the matter related to the Call of Duty content and all its repeats that break rule 189z* and, all sections of 189z* including but not limited to: 198811a, 0x098, a67anit, abit237 et al. Most users of this hub will have nothing to worry about unless they are a squeaky pitched voice 13 year old who makes r... e... several times throughout a predetermined session.

Sincerely,

The World Makers of Digital Portal Viewing Devices Corp


To update to the ELITE Version of your Digital Portable Viewing Device: CLICK HERE

To subscribe to our premium membership for only $350 a year: CLICK HERE

To Purchase a new Digital Portal Viewing Device starting at $999: CLICK HERE

To purchase a new DPVD(or any model) key or ISad Awesome CLICK HERE

To block our emails: CLICK HERE


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mbo you and i should get a bread going for this group
nice sig btw reps 4 life

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