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I am a sophomore in High School, and for my english course, I have to write a classification division essay.

I can choose the topic I want to do, however, so many are taken and I don't want to beat a dead horse. (i.e Types of Teachers, Types of Cheaters, types of parents, etc.)

I'm thinking of Types of Days, Types of Fights, and maybe Types of Facebook Users.

Anyone else have any good ideas?

Thanks!

Types of internet users, Types of coding, Types of animals, Types of chemicals, Types of criminal offenders.

Thanks for the ideas, but I want topics that I can create satiric hyperboles for.

For example, for Types of Teachers, I could say there are bumblers (who are clumsy), Martinets (who are strict), and Pros, who are cool and awesome.

Also, the classifications can't already exist. (i.e. Types of days: Mondays, Fridays, Holidays.

Well you can do the same for Internet users, change it to types of programmers, types of animals can be used, types of criminal offenders (Violent, peaceful, sly..ect)