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I've had one, twice. And I'm 14.

2 and i broke up with both of them personally i think there annoying as f*ck. (maybe its just the ones i talk to) My first one we went on a few dates but i got really sick and she acted like my wife and was gonna kill herself if i died type shit. I was like this bitch is psycho. So i let her down easy and told her things aren't gonna work out. The second one thought i was gonna be her bitch that one ended real quick. girls seem to be very selfish.

I've had like 15-20 GF's but only like 5-6 Real GF's where I took them out and we talked and did stuff. You know. I'm 18, First GF when I was 12 First Real GF when I was 14 and on my 6th real GF ATM been together for around 6 months.

Someone needs to come with a function which accurately changes all these bloated numbers into the real numbers :p

So many people like. Oh shit mane, I had like 15 girlfriends :fyea:
When I had 2 :fa:

0 GFs and 0 Kisses :fa:

I'm 16 and have had 0 :fa:

6 girlfriends. Still nobody now.

Farther than Travis has ever gotten though :y:

This thread is likely to be hilarious. The average person on here is a 15 year old Call Of Duty player which means they've had about ZERO girlfriends and we all know it, the only people who have less relationships are the comic geeks. Seriously though, I'm 26 in a few weeks and I've had 6 relationships, and been on maybe a dozen dates that didn't really go anywhere. In total I have dated about 20 people, but only 6 beyond the first date. This is about right for someone my age... now let's troll.



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You asked for someone to accurately change the bloated numbers, how about ZERO, that's how many girlfriends they've had, especially if they tell us they're under 16 years old. It's adorable, these poor hapless tween nerds think looking at a girl is the same as dating her.

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5 year olds don't date...



Neither do 6 year olds. How the fúck does a 6 year old "have" a girl? That heavily implies sex and I don't think we have enough Pedobear for this.



By "done things" you mean things like "spoke to", "looked at" and the risky "sat next to". No 14 year old has "been with" over 20 girls, "been with" in this context means "had sex with" and your noodle-dork has not been inside 20 women. Talking to a girl doesn't mean you're dating her, and usually for her to count as a girlfriend she has to AGREE that you're a couple... this usually involves knowing who the hell you are.

So... did some of these girls have the last names .jpeg or .avi because I'm fairly sure they don't count?

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Yeah, I was going to troll a few more but I felt like I was beating up the kid that arrives on the special bus.

Seriously. If you're 14 or 15, you've not dated more people than your age in years. They don't count as your girlfriend unless you've placed bodyparts within other bodyparts, or BOTH agreed that you are a couple for an extended amount of time (usually measured in months or years... NOT DAYS). You did not start dating at 6... no-one starts dating at SIX! You started dating at 16 maybe (I know you're only 15 now average NGU member, that means you're never had a girlfriend). Everyone up until this point was the girl in school who's hand you once held. This doesn't count.

Seriously people. This thread is like watching the library club in school argue over who has had more girlfriends when they ALL know that none of them have ever been in the same room with a woman alone who wasn't thier mother.