Post: Log Into FaceBook And See This Status + Some Bitches Response To It
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10-07-2011, 06:49 PM
#1
The shit to take note of here is firstly the attention whoring status and then note the retard that says men are stupid but then can't spell the word, "than."
I originally posted this on another forum but I might be editing this accordingly whether or not I troll both these bitches.
In the mean time, You must login or register to view this content. with the same status that somebody else tried to troll:
Originally posted by OGdaBEAST
Well, this co-worker of mine (2 months about), that's a total slut made a status
I bet NO guy has the balls to inbox me a paragraph I will never forget. Girls put this as your status and see whose the SWEETEST guy on your friends list♥
And taken from someone else that did the same thing.. Anyways here's the conversation: I really hope no misc detectives do anything.
I'm not getting it in, so nothing to **** up anyhow.. Even if she came on to me, I wouldn't. She's like gross. (Also, 26 isn't my real age, this is my temp account until my real one comes back from banned camp. My real age is 17.
(M is me, and H is her. Then later, I just used colors, Red is her, blue is me.) In hind sight I should have dropped the Please Respond as well, oh well, next time I suppose.)
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That's when I stopped, I kind of had to. Would have made my work life so much worse than it has to be/is already. I guess she told a friend of her's this, as her friend just posted on her wall "okay im not gunna write it but thats legit the funniest thing ive heard in months. i couldnt breathe and everytime i heard you laughing id laugh more and thats so creepy dont get anal raped please"
I guess they think Imma provide the anal rape. Haha.
Anyways, pics of the girl.
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If she brings this up at work. What do I say? I literally don't know. I think imma just say I saw someone else do it, and I was laughing my ass off, so I tried it. But that makes me sounds like a weirdo/creep.. I guess I crossed that line now though.
CLIFFS:
Slutty Coworker of 2 months makes a status about a memorable status.
Saw a thread similar, so I copied it
See pics
Now she might think imma rape her or something, oops, hah.
How can I get out of this, next time I see her at work? How can I make this seem alright? I told her it was a joke through the messages.
I bet NO guy has the balls to inbox me a paragraph I will never forget. Girls put this as your status and see whose the SWEETEST guy on your friends list♥
And taken from someone else that did the same thing.. Anyways here's the conversation: I really hope no misc detectives do anything.
I'm not getting it in, so nothing to **** up anyhow.. Even if she came on to me, I wouldn't. She's like gross. (Also, 26 isn't my real age, this is my temp account until my real one comes back from banned camp. My real age is 17.(M is me, and H is her. Then later, I just used colors, Red is her, blue is me.) In hind sight I should have dropped the Please Respond as well, oh well, next time I suppose.)
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That's when I stopped, I kind of had to. Would have made my work life so much worse than it has to be/is already. I guess she told a friend of her's this, as her friend just posted on her wall "okay im not gunna write it but thats legit the funniest thing ive heard in months. i couldnt breathe and everytime i heard you laughing id laugh more and thats so creepy dont get anal raped please"
I guess they think Imma provide the anal rape. Haha.
Anyways, pics of the girl.
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If she brings this up at work. What do I say? I literally don't know. I think imma just say I saw someone else do it, and I was laughing my ass off, so I tried it. But that makes me sounds like a weirdo/creep.. I guess I crossed that line now though.
CLIFFS:
Slutty Coworker of 2 months makes a status about a memorable status.
Saw a thread similar, so I copied it
See pics
Now she might think imma rape her or something, oops, hah.
How can I get out of this, next time I see her at work? How can I make this seem alright? I told her it was a joke through the messages.
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10-07-2011, 07:20 PM
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Death_pact
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
The shit to take note of here is firstly the attention whoring status and then note the retard that says men are stupid but then can't spell the word, "than."
I originally posted this on another forum but I might be editing this accordingly whether or not I troll both these bitches.
In the mean time, You must login or register to view this content. with the same status that somebody else tried to troll:
why are u bothered bro. Keep thinking "i dont give a F*** i was trolling in the 1st place". Do u talk to her at work? a girl wont randomly bring it up if u never talk to her before unless shes interested. If she did bring it up, say like "i just think ur pretty(something like that, something simple)" in a JOKEY WAY, she'll laugh. if shes still interested keep talking to her but make sure things u say is friendly, maybe in a week just say you're over her. That way your all safe, she wont think you're a creeper and you made a new friend. Congratulation
10-07-2011, 07:35 PM
#5
nah brah, i dont wanna piitb. if anything im gonna post shit like this
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
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10-07-2011, 08:29 PM
#6
Kane500
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
nah brah, i dont wanna piitb. if anything im gonna post shit like this
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
I could've swore I saw part of that somewhere
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10-07-2011, 08:44 PM
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