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I try to see how far I can piss when I'm drunk some nights but this is the the new thing.

Here's a little bit of toilet fact for all of you germiphobes out there who refrain from taking a shit on a public toilet:
(Note these are not c/p'd from the net. This is common knowledge that most people should know.)

The average door knob (any doorknob) has more bacteria and germs on it than an average toilet seat.

Also, those thin films of material that the man pissed on, don't actually provide you much protection from any germs that may or may not be on the toilet seat.

Another factor to mention would be that most bathrooms are temperature controlled and are usually on the cold side. And because of that, most bacteria and germs can't survive on the cold toilet seat.

You are much better off getting a nice handful of toilet paper and wiping the seat and the little part in between the split of the seat down thoroughly.

I do it all the time and I've never once had a boil, rash or gotten any kind of infection. And I've taken a shit just about everywhere I've gone.

:lol: This is funny and nasty at the same time, it makes you think now "what if the pee pee monster pissed on this :fa:"

How much ****ing water does this guy have to drink :WTF:

Your piss to good or something?

if i posted this it would be in general videos kay:

that section sucks and should be merged with this or just keep it to music videos there and shit

This is funny as hell. Thus fuker pisses all over those baby changing tables, the sinks and the fukin paper towels.