Originally posted by Drake
I have a semi-boner, considering masturbating.
Okay, well let me show you the downers of masturbating to this...
- A Sense of Guilt
-You will feel disgusted with yourself
-A messy cleanup
-Will constantly look over your shoulder while doing it
-You will loose your un-conceived half children
-You will smell even if you clean up the sperm
-Your balls might even hurt
-You are wondering why you masturbated to this when there was clearly better things to jack off to.
-You will get the munchies afterwards
-You will have to triple check the LZ for any missed sperm and then will curse under your breath when you find you missed a spot
Have fun bro. 