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As the title says, rate the joke above then post one of your own.

Only rule is you can't rate your own

-/10

I've upset my ginger girlfriend, she went to the effort of shaving her fanny into a brazilian. When she asked me what I thought, I don't think I should have said it looked like a fish finger

5/10

I broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend the other day, apparently, she was seeing someone else.

3/10

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".