Post: Which Knife?
12-11-2011, 02:33 AM #1
PussayPatrol
I'm a neat monster...
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Okay, i am going hunting again in 2 weeks, i need some suggestions Witch knife should i buy and bring...?


(1) This one? ($40)

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or


(2) This one? ($70)

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If you think nether Give me a picture and a link on Ebay to the knife You think is better. Winky Winky


I Do, use guns but..... This time i want it to be funner then just to kick back on top of a hill and wait for a kangaroo to run past Gaspkay: i want to go fully Rambo style Gaspkay:
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-Xcuz-, Shepleklet
12-14-2011, 01:31 AM #20
IRAQ
WHY so SERIOUS ?
Originally posted by iXcuz View Post
What are you going to hunt with a knife? Also it would be "which" not "witch".

his talking about a witch stare u know long hat stare broom stare cat stare
12-14-2011, 01:55 AM #21
-Xcuz-
Banned
Originally posted by IRAQ View Post
his talking about a witch stare u know long hat stare broom stare cat stare


He must be getting the real world mixed up. "Nether" - Minecraft | "Witch" - Flying bitch with a broom
12-14-2011, 03:59 AM #22
Kaspa
MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
banter is poor in hur
12-14-2011, 08:27 PM #23
Did you really manage to misspell "which" so badly it sounded like you were talking about an old lady with a cat and a broom? Oh my /facepalm
12-16-2011, 04:04 AM #24
TornadoCreator
A Storm Approaches.
You could just not kill the poor animals in the first place... what do you think Hiawatha? How about you break the misconception that laying their playing the all powerful awe of humanity covered in greasepaint and taking the life of anything that moves with little more than a thought or a twitch, makes you more of a man. But then, this power trip of going out of your trailer in the middle of the night and playing "God" just to feel masculine is likely the only escape you've got from your dreary life.

Honestly, you'd better take a gun. I mean hunting sounds pretty damn boring to me. You point a long stick at an animal, pull a trigger, and it makes the animal not move any more. The point? "I connects me with the beauty o' nature", obviously, what's the point in beauty if you can't blow more holes in it than the plot of 'Mission To Mars'. Seriously though you'll need a gun because without that gun those cute little forest animals will kick your arse.

In short, I say, don't go... I know you've got issues with having a small dick and you need to kill stuff to remind yourself that you're male because looking between your legs would make it too easy to forget, but still there are other ways of making it seem like you have a bigger dick. Like getting a girlfriend with smaller hands. Seriously, how many animals have died over your shrivelled little noodle-dork? You can't kill everything that has a bigger dick than you, especially with the rates those rabbits multiply. So, yeah, probably best you stay home or at the very least take a gun other wise a fluffy little raccoon might walk up and bitch-slap you across the face. Alternatively you could kill yourself and do us all a favour.

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12-26-2011, 07:45 PM #25
Originally posted by PussayPatrol View Post
Yo,

Okay, i am going hunting again in 2 weeks, i need some suggestions Witch knife should i buy and bring...?


(1) This one? ($40)

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or


(2) This one? ($70)

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If you think nether Give me a picture and a link on Ebay to the knife You think is better. Winky Winky


I Do, use guns but..... This time i want it to be funner then just to kick back on top of a hill and wait for a kangaroo to run past Gaspkay: i want to go fully Rambo style Gaspkay:

Knife number 2 looks better :p
12-26-2011, 09:25 PM #26
Stub Hero
Laying low low low
I think you mean "which knife?" mate

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PussayPatrol
01-01-2012, 11:51 PM #27
TheDeathMachine
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by Camaro View Post
Silly boy, witches use brooms not knives. Here you go You must login or register to view this content.



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