You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

how can guy get out of the friendzone?

You: By sucking your boyfriends dick

Stranger: it depends on the guy

Stranger: like, how he's gonna do that.

You: Just go up and suck it

You: Not hard

Stranger: Maybe, sudden intimacy, I guess.

You: Exactly

Stranger: It's gonna get complicated, though.

You: So let it be complicated

Stranger: Like, maybe the other doesn't have feelings for you or, whatever.

You: It'll blow over sooner or later

Stranger: That sounds bad.

You: No not really

Stranger: Why'd you say that?

You: Because its true

Stranger: Think about the friendship that was lost.

Stranger: Wasted.

Stranger: Gone.

You: I don't give a flying ****

Stranger: Must be the reason you're forever alone.

You: Because I choose to be

You: It's quite fun

Stranger: What? Miserable?

Stranger: Living in your parents' basement?

Stranger: Wow, FUN.

You: Hell yeah

You: She's making me pay rent now though

Stranger: Like, duh.

Stranger: You should working for yourself.

You: No

Stranger: They're not gonna be there forever.

You: That's not fun

You: Yea there are

Stranger: That's life.

You: Their robots

You: Made them myself

Stranger: Forever alone: Maximum level reached.

You: Hell yea

You: At least I have robot parents

Stranger: I feel sorry for you. :/

Stranger: No one loving you, must be hard.

You: They help me rape people

You: Very loving

Stranger: My condolences.

You: God damn it, my parents ran away

You: Have to build new ones

You: Oh wait I remember now. I put GPS chips in their heads this time

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

what do you think about ginger girls? And yes, girls can be described as ginger.

Stranger: they have no soul

You: Exactly^

You: Also I took an arrow to the knee

Stranger: i see what you did there

You: I didn't do anything there

Stranger: nothing to do here 

You: Exactly^

You: Your getting it now

You: LETS PARTY

You: Want some LSD?

Stranger: well there's your problem

You: I don't have a problem sir

Stranger: yes you do

Stranger: lsd is to mainstream

You: No I don't

You: Fine peyote

Stranger: having some cocaine with sharlie sheen nw thats badass

You: I already did that

Stranger: twice

You: Who hasn't matter in fact

You: Sharlie sheen is awesome man

You: Sharlie sheen is

You: Sharlie

Stranger: then he took an arrotw to the knee

Stranger: you can't escape the memes

You: Yes you can

You: I've done it for years

You: You just have yo know how

Stranger: how?

You: Very carefully

You: Longcat is long BTW

Stranger: 

You: Your probably underage

You: Faggot

Stranger: me unerage?

Stranger: btch please

You: NIGGA PLEASE

Stranger: i am 20 btw

You: I am 73 btw

Stranger: wow

Stranger: and oooold horny bastard

You: Hell yeah

You: Partying since 49

Stranger: and before that?

You: No not really.

You: I was a faggot

Stranger: a faggot?

You: Yes a faggot

Stranger: faggots dont party?

You: Not back then

Stranger: why? were you in jail?

You: Yes

You: Why?

Stranger: you were in jail and you were a faggot...

You: Yes

Stranger: then you were having uuite a aprty inthere

You: No in there

You: Out here

You: OR somewhere

You: over the rainbow

Stranger: my dream is to fly

You: Skittles

Stranger: over the rainbow...so high

You: Smoke weed then you cn achieve that young sir

You: can*

Stranger: i can fly without the help of weed

You: No you can't

You: Unless your on LSD

Stranger: yes i can i am the goddamn batman

You: BATMAN CANT FLY

Stranger: he can do anything he wants

You: So can spiderman but he can't fly still

Stranger: nope spiderman cant don anything he wants

You: So therefor your argument is invalid

You: **** YEA HE CAN

You: HE ****ING SPIDERMAN

Stranger: yeah yeah some raid and he outta the way bitch

You: So all you need to do to batman is shoot him then hes dead

Stranger: you cant shoo batman

You: Hell yea

Stranger: and spiderman can die in a bullet too

You: No he cant

You: It's impossibru

Stranger: hes not a cockroash he is a spider

You: So spiders are badass

Stranger: you know what? i know a guy who can **** both of them

You: Who?

Stranger: deadpool

You: OMFG

You: YOU CANT SPEAK HIS NAME

You: OH ELSEYOU'LL DIE IN 7 DAYS

You: OR*

Stranger: but i just did

You: I feel sorry for you

Stranger: damn dec 31 is after 7 days

You: Well good luck

You: At least you'll have your last Christmas

Stranger: I'll give him a candy and he'll spare im sure fo that

You: No

Stranger: 2 candy?

You: My friend tried that

You: My friend gave in a bag full of candy

Stranger: did he die?

You: Yes

You: Hes casper now

Stranger: did he check the expire date of he candys?

You: Yes

Stranger: the*

Stranger: and was it still good?

You: Yes

Stranger: damn

Stranger: there must be a way

You: There is but only the chosen one knows

You: Hes dead now

Stranger: then i have 7 days to gather all rings to cll upon captain planet

You: **** yea

You: Can I help?

Stranger: yes and for your company i shal present you the best ring out of them

Stranger: the ****ing 'love'ring

You: HELL YES

You: So where are they?

Stranger: one in usa

Stranger: one in africa

Stranger: one in europe

Stranger: one in asia

Stranger: and the last one is with me

You: Shit just got real

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i stole the last ring from an aussie

You: Did you kill him

You: Please tell me you killed him

Stranger: ummm i dont know

Stranger: i left him in midair while my plane went back to europe

You: Oh ok

Stranger: maybe he survived the fall

You: Someones knocking on my door brb

You: Oh wait

You: Who the **** is this

You: AWW ****

You: NO!!!!!!

Stranger: WHO IS IT ALreAY????

You: Please leave a message after the beep

Stranger: leave my batch alone you evil rascal!!!

You: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Stranger: leave my batch alone you evil rascal!!!

You: OP is a faggot

You have disconnected.