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Cant wait to read these, need a quick laugh!!:y:

Got caught buying a pound of some dope...Not a true story but I did get caught buying a little bit of weed in the bathroom, made it through first block went home second block; I no longer go to that school...

made fun of an emo devil-ish kid and told him he had a threesome with the devil till his mom came to school and start shouting at me xD i was like i think you had a threesome witht he Satan :L

The teacher said don't talk and I talked anyway. Hardcore.

Stole my english teachers grade book and threw it out the bus window.

I shagged a teacher once. TILF.

Got a kid to cut the cord of a pencil sharpener with scissors. The thing sparked, shot the lights, and left a dent in the scissors. :lol:

In my school WE HAVE TO have an ID to get lunch, when I forget mine, I flip my credit card and pretend the scanner for my ID doesn't work. Once I got caught and she said, "That's not an ID, come here boy" I ran as far as I could. :lol: Ofcourse I got in trouble but I got an ID replacement later haha

One time I didn't do homework for a class, so before class I was doing it in the hall, and the teacher of that class comes up behind me and is blocking the light, and then without me turning around to see who it was I tell them to "**** off" .
No doubt she wasn't happy, she didn't even care that I didn't have the homework done after that.