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Cant wait to read these, need a quick laugh!!:y:

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How could you lol jk thats pretty badass :fyea:

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haha ive done this before!!

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Wtf... how?? a Dent in the scissors:lol:

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Shagged? whaaa does that mean?

i tons of stories, highschool was a blast. here's one.

to start out my best friends nick name in high school was BIG PARM.

we used to skip school alot, or just goto the parking lot and sit in his car and smoke cigs and weed. one day i got the keys from him and smoked a huge blunt in the car in the parking lot with some friends. afterwards we bailed and went inside my buddy told me to pass his keys to our mutual friend cause he paid him to use the car during 8th period. so he and his friends could smoke weed in the car. so i did so about 20 minutes into 8th period(the last period of the day) this was said over the loud speaker: " would the owner of the car with the license plate BIG PARM please come to the main office.

the cops had did a patrol through the parking lot catching our mutual friend with his pipe and bag of weed, confiscating them both and did a "through-o" search of the car. my friend was then suspended from school for 3 days. Afterwards when he finally was able to leave the office and take me home with him he said "i wonder if the cops found my weed in my spot".

low and behold the cops were retards and his big ol bag of weed was safe and sound in his secret spot. so we smoked and laughed our asses off all the way to his house.

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p.s. wheres your story? don't have any?

I got suspended for 9 days for having grass and dirt in my backpack.

Well, Im a freshmen in highschool and what recently happened was pretty funny...

So it was the night before one of my bestfriends b-day so i went to get him a gift. Well it was a Gag gift... you know the glasses you can get with like a fake nose and mustache?.... well i bought him some with a mustache that looked like an unshaved Bush for the mustache :lol: and the nose was a huge fake Dick...

I put them in a bag and took them to school... well when i got there i saw him in the hall and said, "bro dont take these out, they will get you in trouble" So everyone was wondering what was in the bag... well after school he decided to open the bag. When he saw what they were everyone freaked out and they dared him to go up to this 26 year old TILF and put them on in front of her... Well being that he pussied out i grabbed them and ran over to her, knelt down in front of her... put them on... and touched her V-JJ with them :lol: Well she grabbed me and took me to the office where i was suspended for 5 days and hadd In school suspension for 5 days and the teacher filed sexual harassment charges against me.

LOL, for some damn reason that story turns me on a bit :fyea:.

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Hit a teacher with a paper ball, dance on the floor, shout out porn, niger balls, and RAAAAAAAAAAMBOOOOOOO in class :lol:
Book war( throw books to other classmates, they throw back too)
Skipping Friday detention
Told the teacher I did the homework when I didn't and still got 100 :fyea:
skip class to play some basketball or soccer with classmates.

That pretty much sums it up and that was when I was in 7th & 8th,
now I am a Freshman and more mature(kind of) that rebel aspect is halfway gone.

because getting criminal charges pressed against you is and amazingly awesome feat... :lol: enjoy the fines and juvenile hall

Lol she didnt actually press, she said she was going to.. but then she decided not to cause she thought i was cute and said i learned my lesson :lol:

Just for teh lulz half our class switched names for a sub.

We all got detention. kay: