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Cant wait to read these, need a quick laugh!!:y:

I've made teaches give up and quit teaching for the period :fyea: it was great, we just got to do nothing haha

In English class, I was dared to sing the "BIG BOOTY BITCHES" song randomly in class. I did, and on the way to the principals office, I was still singing.

bahahaha i heard this on RayWilliamJohnson =3 hahaah thats funny bro

Hmmmm, mine would consist of doing doughnuts and burnouts in my BMW and having the cops come.

haha sounds pretty sexy, made me Lul :y:

Alright, alright alriiiiiiight. This was my sophomore year, I got a substitute to quit DURING class. She just straight up ripped her name badge off and ran out.

Well, she was this black lady, Mrs. Jackson. And she was our teacher for biology. Well, I'm usually an asshole to subs, old tricks like stealing the lesson plan, or switching names around the class. I guess I wanted to get a few extra kicks outta this bitch. She was trying way too hard to be stern with us, and me no likey. So I decided to start calling her gorilla. Which was hilarious. Then I found a poster of two monkeys doing monkey shit and asked her, "Since all you people know each other, do you know those two?" She got madder and madder. Then I told her not to shit in her hand and throw it like all her family members do.

Long story short, I had to write a 3 page apology letter, got two weeks of ISS, and Mrs. Jackson now works at the movie theater downtown.

In 3rd grade, a girl asked me to show her my dick. So I had a kid named Nigel be the look out while I whipped it out, fully hard. She looked and I put it away.

So then, at lunch, Nigel decides to yell "WILLIAM SHOWED JULIE HIS PENIS!" about 500 times to the entire school. Of course, I get in trouble, and she's the victim.


insert "fuck bitches" pic here.

Were you hung in 3rd grade?

class made my grade 5 substitute teacher cryfor 20 minutes only for backchatting