Post: Whats the Craziest/Stupid thing you have done at School??
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01-26-2012, 01:10 PM
#38
i69
Higher Than ⓈⓉⒶⒻⒻ? Yes ☑
Originally posted by Samberg
Alright, alright alriiiiiiight. This was my sophomore year, I got a substitute to quit DURING class. She just straight up ripped her name badge off and ran out.
Well, she was this black lady, Mrs. Jackson. And she was our teacher for biology. Well, I'm usually an asshole to subs, old tricks like stealing the lesson plan, or switching names around the class. I guess I wanted to get a few extra kicks outta this bitch. She was trying way too hard to be stern with us, and me no likey. So I decided to start calling her gorilla. Which was hilarious. Then I found a poster of two monkeys doing monkey shit and asked her, "Since all you people know each other, do you know those two?" She got madder and madder. Then I told her not to shit in her hand and throw it like all her family members do.
Long story short, I had to write a 3 page apology letter, got two weeks of ISS, and Mrs. Jackson now works at the movie theater downtown.
Well, she was this black lady, Mrs. Jackson. And she was our teacher for biology. Well, I'm usually an asshole to subs, old tricks like stealing the lesson plan, or switching names around the class. I guess I wanted to get a few extra kicks outta this bitch. She was trying way too hard to be stern with us, and me no likey. So I decided to start calling her gorilla. Which was hilarious. Then I found a poster of two monkeys doing monkey shit and asked her, "Since all you people know each other, do you know those two?" She got madder and madder. Then I told her not to shit in her hand and throw it like all her family members do.
Long story short, I had to write a 3 page apology letter, got two weeks of ISS, and Mrs. Jackson now works at the movie theater downtown.
Hahahaha Good post!!
01-26-2012, 07:27 PM
#40
i69
Higher Than ⓈⓉⒶⒻⒻ? Yes ☑
Originally posted by DiJiTaLGoDz
Last day of school I burned off a whole set of tires in the parking lot doing donuts in my firebird. That was pretty wicked, smoke everywherez.
Originally posted by AcidHavoc
I said the "F" word to the teacher in Grade 1... :lol: ill never forget that (it was when I didnt even knkw what it meant)
Who made you signature bro!?
Originally posted by SLaPPyHD
Well at my school we have to wear ID badges when we walk around, and I forgot mine at home and at my school if you dont have your ID badge you have to serve in school suspension, but i didnt want to so i decided I was going to walk home so I made a run for it I knew my house was 4 miles away.
I had walked it before and knew i could do it again.
About half a mile up the road the principal was waiting for me, I am a freshman so i didnt know what the principal looked like so i was like ughhhhh.
He was asking me where i was going and what was I doing I told him my house was just around the corner and he believed me, but he drove me back to the high school and asked for my moms phone number, and i gave to him and luck me the line was busy, so then he wanted to look through my back because he thought i had it but just didnt want to wear it.
He found the candy I had been selling I ate a few a couple days ago and left the wrappers in there, he asked me if I
was selling it in school and I said no, so he let me go and I had to tell the lady I had ISS for no badge, but I had $20 in my pocket so i just bought a new badge. I was on my way to first period.
Now I know dont try walking home while the busses are still pulling in :S
I had walked it before and knew i could do it again.
About half a mile up the road the principal was waiting for me, I am a freshman so i didnt know what the principal looked like so i was like ughhhhh.
He was asking me where i was going and what was I doing I told him my house was just around the corner and he believed me, but he drove me back to the high school and asked for my moms phone number, and i gave to him and luck me the line was busy, so then he wanted to look through my back because he thought i had it but just didnt want to wear it.
He found the candy I had been selling I ate a few a couple days ago and left the wrappers in there, he asked me if I
was selling it in school and I said no, so he let me go and I had to tell the lady I had ISS for no badge, but I had $20 in my pocket so i just bought a new badge. I was on my way to first period.
Now I know dont try walking home while the busses are still pulling in :S
Originally posted by Done
Smoked in the locker room and in the School bus :shh:
01-26-2012, 08:23 PM
#41
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
01-26-2012, 08:23 PM
#42
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
01-26-2012, 09:22 PM
#43
FoxkaZ
Retired Super
>Junior year of high school
>getting out of gym class
>Jock kid is across the lockers from me
>he puts on his jeans
>he farts very loudly
>he starts shitting himself
>It is only me and him in the locker room
>this goes on for like 3 minutes
>he makes eye contact with me
>"Give me your ****ing pants."
>I give him my pants
>He takes his pants off, wipes his crack with his undies and throws the undies in the garbage
>He puts my pants on
>"Put my ****ing pants on"
>I put his shitty jeans on, with tears in my eyes
>Rest of the gym class comes in
>Jock kid points at me and shouts "HA HA, GET A LOAD OF SHITPANTS OVER THERE"
>Everybody laughs at me
>I get suspended
>I get called Shitpants by everybody for the rest of High School, even the teachers
>getting out of gym class
>Jock kid is across the lockers from me
>he puts on his jeans
>he farts very loudly
>he starts shitting himself
>It is only me and him in the locker room
>this goes on for like 3 minutes
>he makes eye contact with me
>"Give me your ****ing pants."
>I give him my pants
>He takes his pants off, wipes his crack with his undies and throws the undies in the garbage
>He puts my pants on
>"Put my ****ing pants on"
>I put his shitty jeans on, with tears in my eyes
>Rest of the gym class comes in
>Jock kid points at me and shouts "HA HA, GET A LOAD OF SHITPANTS OVER THERE"
>Everybody laughs at me
>I get suspended
>I get called Shitpants by everybody for the rest of High School, even the teachers
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01-26-2012, 10:15 PM
#45
Jeremy
Former Staff
Originally posted by Hugh
This thread is for funny stories about whatever has happened to you or what you've done at school!
Cant wait to read these, need a quick laugh!!:y:
Cant wait to read these, need a quick laugh!!:y:
1. stuck my finger out of my zipper and started "jacking off" while i was on the bus :lol:
2. I was at lunch, and i had bought a thing of cheese balls and i walked up to my principal and asked if he wanted to taste my cheesy balls :lol:
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01-26-2012, 10:32 PM
#46
MasterBaitor
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