Well, Im a freshmen in highschool and what recently happened was pretty funny...

So it was the night before one of my bestfriends b-day so i went to get him a gift. Well it was a Gag gift... you know the glasses you can get with like a fake nose and mustache?.... well i bought him some with a mustache that looked like an unshaved Bush for the mustache :lol: and the nose was a huge fake Dick...

I put them in a bag and took them to school... well when i got there i saw him in the hall and said, "bro dont take these out, they will get you in trouble" So everyone was wondering what was in the bag... well after school he decided to open the bag. When he saw what they were everyone freaked out and they dared him to go up to this 26 year old TILF and put them on in front of her... Well being that he pussied out i grabbed them and ran over to her, knelt down in front of her... put them on... and touched her V-JJ with them :lol: Well she grabbed me and took me to the office where i was suspended for 5 days and hadd In school suspension for 5 days and the teacher filed sexual harassment charges against me.

>Junior year of high school
>getting out of gym class
>Jock kid is across the lockers from me
>he puts on his jeans
>he farts very loudly
>he starts shitting himself
>It is only me and him in the locker room
>this goes on for like 3 minutes
>he makes eye contact with me
>"Give me your ****ing pants."
>I give him my pants
>He takes his pants off, wipes his crack with his undies and throws the undies in the garbage
>He puts my pants on
>"Put my ****ing pants on"
>I put his shitty jeans on, with tears in my eyes
>Rest of the gym class comes in
>Jock kid points at me and shouts "HA HA, GET A LOAD OF SHITPANTS OVER THERE"
>Everybody laughs at me
>I get suspended
>I get called Shitpants by everybody for the rest of High School, even the teachers