(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey guys, this is a fun/funny thread I just thought up that I think everyone can have fun with! the point of this thread is for people to say things that people will NEVER say, the funniest ones will be posted onto this post here I'll start off for an example.

"Wow I am tired of this orgasm"

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Justin bieber is straight

Ninja is so gay

NGU sucks :fa:

I have a Human Centipede in my basement
I have multiple NGU accounts
Im better than DEREKTROTTER :carling:

It's in the garage..

I am pleased that the possibility of a lime going through spontaneous combustion exceeds the possibility of a lemon going through spontaneous combustion.

I want to swallow my computer. Wut?

My knee on your arrow

You don't belong in the kitchen

Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet