This website might help you it's a piss take but so is creative writing who knows you might be able to make something funny out of it.
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I tried it and I got: "Horny Yakuza Play dress up with slow-witted witch doctors in accordance with the prophecy." I could easily write 1000 words using that as a plot.
Haha the second time I tried it is even better:
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