(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This guy was driving down the highway when he sees cop lights in his miror.
Instead of stopping he takes off.
About 15 kms up the road he hits a patch of black ice and he ends up in the ditch.
The cop rushed to his car making sure the man was ok.
The cop asks "why didn't you stop? It's just a rutine check."
The man replies in pain "I caught my wife cheating on me with a cop 2 weeks ago and I thought you were bringing the bitch back to me."

haha nice. Heard this one from billy connelly