Post: Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire? ?
03-19-2012, 09:08 PM #1
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok so i have a new boyfriend *yay* and we have been seeing each other for about a month now :P

anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (i LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend!

I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out- i consider myself to be a vampire now- i usually just save the blood i lose naturally each month (i usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later.

I decided that i would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So i've been cooking my blood into his food when he comes over- i tried making blood pudding as well, but that only works if i've had a heavy flow (you need ALOT of blood)- so i usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. He has absolutely no idea :P

i've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks- do you think he could be a vampire by now?

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03-19-2012, 09:11 PM #2
Coqui
Former Staff
Originally posted by Tron
Ok so i have a new boyfriend *yay* and we have been seeing each other for about a month now :P

anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (i LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend!

I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out- i consider myself to be a vampire now- i usually just save the blood i lose naturally each month (i usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later.

I decided that i would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So i've been cooking my blood into his food when he comes over- i tried making blood pudding as well, but that only works if i've had a heavy flow (you need ALOT of blood)- so i usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. He has absolutely no idea :P

i've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks- do you think he could be a vampire by now?

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Better take him out if he shine like a diamond then you have done a good job. Drack

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PrayForPlagues
03-19-2012, 09:12 PM #3
ZeroSasurai
Auxillary Priest
The best part of the whole thing is the stupid guy who posted the facts..

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PrayForPlagues
03-19-2012, 09:20 PM #4
The Clipse
Dame Los Nuggets Plz
Saw this a while back, I was just like, sick. Ha

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03-19-2012, 10:13 PM #5
Jemmy
Level 2 Trustworthy
I haven't seen this one; it's pretty funny though.

Originally posted by ZeroSasurai View Post
The best part of the whole thing is the stupid guy who posted the facts..


This guy took it way too seriously.

On a related note, have you guys seen this one?
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03-20-2012, 12:35 AM #6
Hazel
Problem rule #16?
Saw this awhile back... Repressed the memory...
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WHY WOULD SOME ONE DO THAT

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PrayForPlagues
03-20-2012, 12:38 AM #7
Original
League Champion
I tripled myself. You must login or register to view this content.
03-20-2012, 12:42 AM #8
Millz
Worth the Weight
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03-20-2012, 03:02 AM #9
ghostbear
Vaulted cur
Take him outside, if he bursts into flames you did well.
03-20-2012, 10:03 AM #10
TheTrueAce
Bounty hunter
i was eating :(

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