If I were go be an organ donor, I would like my organs to be used for one of the following:
- Used in juggling acts.
- Surgically implanted into a living person for practical joke purposes.
- Surgically implanted into a living person for medical purposes.
As a donor I had to fill out several "yes or no" questions, one being: "Would you like to be an organ donor?" When I checked off "no," the person behind the counter at the local donor registry shook their head at me in a disappointed way, and I consequently felt guilty and changed my answer to "yes," which gave the government the right to take my organs out of my body when I passed away, or was too drunk to know any better - whichever came first.
So everyone stop being so selfish, arrogant bastards. For once in your life, think about someone other than yourself, like a poor Cambodian girl who stepped on a land mine wile she was walking to school and needs a skin donation urgently. It doesn't even matter what color your skin is, so don't use "being black" as an excuse.
You might have two arms, but there's some people in the world who don't have any. Don't you feel guilty having all ten of your fingers when a boy from Mexico has only two, and they're both middle fingers? What kind of savage are you? You don't really need your ring finger. Besides, to be honest, you aren't ever getting married and you won't ever need to wear a ring.
And how could you say you need all 28 of your teeth?
Besides, you don't
really need half of your organs to survive. Like your penis. Or your eyes. In fact, if you donate your eyes they send you home with a free coupon for a half-priced book.