What do u say if it's pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move?
'

rop it, Ni gg er.'
"What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs?
Trustworthy"
"Why shouldn't you run over a black guys bike?
Because it might be yours!"
"What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?
Twix"
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan"
"How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?
8 if you slice them thin enough."
"What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto."
I'm Not Racist, I Love Everybody!!