sorry but I had to laugh Lol 24 :derp:


On topic : 14 , 7th grade

Why would you laugh at that? Because he cared about school more than getting laid or what? At that age I was getting shit from my parents for finishing a Mathematics class with a 85% average. It's a shame that people in today's society think like that, sorry I am getting all passionate about the matter but it's the way I am when it comes to any matter actually.

Really a shame that people need to think this way, about loosing virginity before understanding what love is, and how to treat a girl right in life. Oh well, call me old fashioned, I will be on my way now.

Virgin :fa:

Sure you've been asked before, but I wanna see it Just go ahead and post down below :carling:

I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so $#@!ing hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and $#@!ed it bareback in the ass. It was $#@!ing amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.

That was like 6 years ago and since then I've $#@!ed about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.

>was 13
>In a friends loft conversion
>Invited random girl to come up
>we sit down together
>silence
>I ask to see her nipples
>she agrees
>I begin to lick them
>strong smell of Body odour
>didn't turn me off
>she felt my penis
>so hard it hurts
>she guides my penis to the entry
>now smashing her pasty
>penis falls out
>since not very big
>I line it up
>I thrust it in with monstrous power
>wrong hole
>she screams and rolls away
>running to the toilet
>not sure if srs or trolling
>she leaves
>I know i've done wrong












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I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so $#@!ing hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and $#@!ed it bareback in the ass. It was $#@!ing amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.

That was like 6 years ago and since then I've $#@!ed about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.

>was 13
>In a friends loft conversion
>Invited random girl to come up
>we sit down together
>silence
>I ask to see her nipples
>she agrees
>I begin to lick them
>strong smell of Body odour
>didn't turn me off
>she felt my penis
>so hard it hurts
>she guides my penis to the entry
>now smashing her pasty
>penis falls out
>since not very big
>I line it up
>I thrust it in with monstrous power
>wrong hole
>she screams and rolls away
>running to the toilet
>not sure if srs or trolling
>she leaves
>I know i've done wrong












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how you gunna ask when you don't even share your answer? oh probably cause your still a virgin,your secrets safe with me


the day i was born.

sorry but I had to laugh Lol 24 :derp:


On topic : 14 , 7th grade

You don;t make it sound like a great experience...