Post: How old were you when you lost the ol' virginity?
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04-13-2012, 04:07 AM
#41
Nknights23
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04-13-2012, 04:11 AM
#42
DCLXVI
Smoke weed.
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I knew I heard that somewhere. Damn copypasta
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so $#@!ing hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and $#@!ed it bareback in the ass. It was $#@!ing amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.
That was like 6 years ago and since then I've $#@!ed about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.
That was like 6 years ago and since then I've $#@!ed about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.
I knew I heard that somewhere. Damn copypasta
04-13-2012, 04:41 AM
#43
Pete659
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by Nknights23
Well with no way to prove it, you can doubt all you want lol. Not like i could orgasm or anything but you can still get hard lol
I understand that but pre-puberty adolescents do not understand or desire sex. At least that's what I thought. So I'm guessing it wasn't your idea...?
04-13-2012, 04:49 AM
#44
Nknights23
Original Gamer
Originally posted by Pete659
I understand that but pre-puberty adolescents do not understand or desire sex. At least that's what I thought. So I'm guessing it wasn't your idea...?
No i had the desire to. I guess you could say my hormones are different? I've been fasinated with sex since i found out about it. And i walked in on my parents a few times. Thats how i found out about it. and then shit just happened with this chick. She was also my babysitter lol. she might have been high, but i didnt know about marijuana back then
04-13-2012, 05:38 PM
#46
daRealMiami305
Grunt
Originally posted by Millz59
Why would you laugh at that? Because he cared about school more than getting laid or what? At that age I was getting shit from my parents for finishing a Mathematics class with a 85% average. It's a shame that people in today's society think like that, sorry I am getting all passionate about the matter but it's the way I am when it comes to any matter actually.
Really a shame that people need to think this way, about loosing virginity before understanding what love is, and how to treat a girl right in life. Oh well, call me old fashioned, I will be on my way now.
Really a shame that people need to think this way, about loosing virginity before understanding what love is, and how to treat a girl right in life. Oh well, call me old fashioned, I will be on my way now.
I laughed because it was FUNNY to me. I did great in school too and went to college and got me a good job and all that but I still experienced sex at a young age and most everyone I know so when I hear someone loosing their virginity at the age of 24 , after the legal age of drinking. sorry but that is funny ass shit in my book. sorry that you don't use my book but hey good luck on that love and treating a woman right thing. I will enjoy my memories of loosing my virginity at a young age and not PAST the legal age to go to the army. Lol 24.
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