Post: Birth of Admins [not serious]
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04-15-2012, 10:56 PM
#1
Hannah
Banned
~ Gobble on being an Admin
You probably came here because you want to know how [s]failures[/s] Admins all began.
Our story begins with a young man who has just discovered [s]drugs[/s] [s]alcohol[/s] The Holy Roman Catholic Church.
The black art of the humble Admin originated way back with Pope Eugene III. As a Pope saddled with a nerdy name[SUP]1[/SUP], Eugene felt the need to (as all those who have an incomprehensible amount of power inevitably do) get more power and spread peace and love by crushing all those that opposed him. He did this by issuing a Papal Bull in 1145 that stated something in Latin. As even back in times of yore no one could read Latin, his people decided that he'd meant the Bull to be for the creation of another level of bureaucracy. They also tacked on a rider starting The Second Crusade. But that's another story (or, if i haven't educated you about that yet, it's not another story). And they also started this sort of You must login or register to view this content. trend.
As time went on, the Adminstratorés under Pope Eugene found that they had nothing to do because the interwebs had not been invented.
Instead, half took up music and joined the local choir. Eugene had a good laugh about that one.
The other half went along on the Second Crusade, where they were pants'd by friend and foe alike, returning pantsless to France[SUP]2[/SUP].
But now the internet exists, so Admins spend their days trying to strengthen lubricity between Moderators and Members and sometimes sharing gay porn with one another.
[SUP]1[/SUP]Not a cool name like Gregory or Alexander. Those guys were knee deep in pussy while poor Eugene had to do without. Pussy, I mean. Not knees. Of those he had plenty. Well not plenty per se, he had two knees. That is to say just as many as Gregory and Alexander. Who had two. Knees. Each. Got any aspirin?
[SUP]2[/SUP]Pope Eugene was kicked out of Rome for being too nerdy and had to rule from France. The indignities and rich pastries that he suffered while there are truly the stuff of legend.
04-16-2012, 12:36 AM
#6
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Originally posted by Gobbah
"Stupid kid! You go squish now!"
You probably came here because you want to know how [s]failures[/s] Admins all began.
Our story begins with a young man who has just discovered [s]drugs[/s] [s]alcohol[/s] The Holy Roman Catholic Church.
The black art of the humble Admin originated way back with Pope Eugene III[SUP]1[/SUP]. As a Pope saddled with a nerdy name, Eugene felt the need to (as all those who have an incomprehensible amount of power inevitably do) get more power and spread peace and love by crushing all those that opposed him. He did this by issuing a Papal Bull in 1145 that stated something in Latin. As even back in times of yore no one could read Latin, his people decided that he'd meant the Bull to be for the creation of another level of bureaucracy. They also tacked on a rider starting The Second Crusade. But that's another story (or, if i haven't educated you about that yet, it's not another story). And they also started this sort of You must login or register to view this content. trend.
As time went on, the Adminstratorés under Pope Eugene found that they had nothing to do because the interwebs had not been invented.
Instead, half took up music and joined the local choir. Eugene had a good laugh about that one.
The other half went along on the Second Crusade, where they were pants'd by friend and foe alike, returning pantsless to France[SUP]2[/SUP].
But now the internet exists, so Admins spend their days trying to strengthen lubricity between Moderators and Members and sometimes sharing gay porn with one another.
-Gobble on being an Admin
You probably came here because you want to know how [s]failures[/s] Admins all began.
Our story begins with a young man who has just discovered [s]drugs[/s] [s]alcohol[/s] The Holy Roman Catholic Church.
The black art of the humble Admin originated way back with Pope Eugene III[SUP]1[/SUP]. As a Pope saddled with a nerdy name, Eugene felt the need to (as all those who have an incomprehensible amount of power inevitably do) get more power and spread peace and love by crushing all those that opposed him. He did this by issuing a Papal Bull in 1145 that stated something in Latin. As even back in times of yore no one could read Latin, his people decided that he'd meant the Bull to be for the creation of another level of bureaucracy. They also tacked on a rider starting The Second Crusade. But that's another story (or, if i haven't educated you about that yet, it's not another story). And they also started this sort of You must login or register to view this content. trend.
As time went on, the Adminstratorés under Pope Eugene found that they had nothing to do because the interwebs had not been invented.
Instead, half took up music and joined the local choir. Eugene had a good laugh about that one.
The other half went along on the Second Crusade, where they were pants'd by friend and foe alike, returning pantsless to France[SUP]2[/SUP].
But now the internet exists, so Admins spend their days trying to strengthen lubricity between Moderators and Members and sometimes sharing gay porn with one another.
[SUP]1[/SUP]Not a cool name like Gregory or Alexander. Those guys were knee deep in pussy while poor Eugene had to do without. Pussy, I mean. Not knees. Of those he had plenty. Well not plenty per se, he had two knees. That is to say just as many as Gregory and Alexander. Who had two. Knees. Each. Got any aspirin?
[SUP]2[/SUP]Pope Eugene was kicked out of Rome for being too nerdy and had to rule from France. The indignities and rich pastries that he suffered while there are truly the stuff of legend.
tltr guy......or chick...cant tell what you are
04-16-2012, 02:22 AM
#8
Pichu
PICHU.
PICHU.
Originally posted by Gobbah
If you think this is too much to read, especially with clean styling and thought out paragraphs - you're going to have problems later on in life.
So, by your statement, I am a women? Interesting, I guess I have a strange physical deformation. Apparently, my vagina is shaped into a penis with a nice set of testicles and a sac to protect.
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