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You probably came here because you want to know how [s]failures[/s] Admins all began.

Our story begins with a young man who has just discovered [s]drugs[/s] [s]alcohol[/s] The Holy Roman Catholic Church.

The black art of the humble Admin originated way back with Pope Eugene III. As a Pope saddled with a nerdy name[SUP]1[/SUP], Eugene felt the need to (as all those who have an incomprehensible amount of power inevitably do) get more power and spread peace and love by crushing all those that opposed him. He did this by issuing a Papal Bull in 1145 that stated something in Latin. As even back in times of yore no one could read Latin, his people decided that he'd meant the Bull to be for the creation of another level of bureaucracy. They also tacked on a rider starting The Second Crusade. But that's another story (or, if i haven't educated you about that yet, it's not another story). And they also started this sort of You must login or register to view this content. trend.

As time went on, the Adminstratorés under Pope Eugene found that they had nothing to do because the interwebs had not been invented.

Instead, half took up music and joined the local choir. Eugene had a good laugh about that one.

The other half went along on the Second Crusade, where they were pants'd by friend and foe alike, returning pantsless to France[SUP]2[/SUP].

But now the internet exists, so Admins spend their days trying to strengthen lubricity between Moderators and Members and sometimes sharing gay porn with one another.